Is she fat? Stupid? Ugly?
Immature, worn out, often ridiculous, and always good for a cheap laugh.
I'd like to see what everyone comes up with, so please join in and throw out your best destiny themed Yo Mama jokes.
"Yo mama is so fat, her jump ship can only hop".
Edit: [Cool, up to 58 replies, seen a lot of awesome ones out there too lol, keep em coming]
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Edited by half an idea: 12/1/2014 1:08:21 AMYar mam is so ugly the Cryptarc had trouble deciphering were her face was.
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Yo mamma so fat she jumped down to the Templar and cracked the Vault. Yo mamma so fat she stepped across the platform puzzle and got stuck.
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Yo mama so fat, draksis thought she was the house of wolves
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Yo mama so fat phogoth is scared of her. Yo mama so dumb she asked and awoken if he had just gotten out of bed. Yo mama so dumb she used bad juju on the hard raid.
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Edited by half an idea: 12/1/2014 3:16:00 AMYour mum is so dumb...[spoiler]people thought she had written the story line of destiny.[/spoiler][spoiler]Im sorry, oh so sorry.[/spoiler]
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Yo mama is so stupid she couldn't figure out how to be revived by her ghost
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Your moms so fat that the battle of twilight gap was fought on her
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Yo momma so fat, we gave her up to the Hive. We hoped that would be enough.
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Edited by zanderswag: 12/1/2014 1:20:56 AMYour mamas so dumb she dismantled the vex mythoclast Yo mamas so fat she was born out of fat not light Your mamas so ugly she's the one that made xûrs face disappear
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Yo mana so fat i hit her twice with SGA
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Edited by half an idea: 12/1/2014 3:12:18 AMYour mum is so dumb the story arch of destiny had to much detail.
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Your mam is so ugly every one wants here to be on their side [spoiler]because Bosses just jump off the damn cliff.[/spoiler]
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Your momma so dumb she thought a sync plate was sommin thats not dishwasher safe.
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Your mom is so fat, some guardians thought she was the traveler.
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Yo mamma so fat, atheon can't time warp the weight
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Yo mama so stupid, when she did the raid she turned on a bubble shield while everyone was firing rockets at atheon
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To mama so ugly ikora ray nicknamed her "a hive abomination"
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Yo mama so damn ugly that when she stepped into the tower the speaker said "forget the darkness she's making the children cry!"
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Edited by GorillaGuru: 11/30/2014 7:16:53 PMYo mamma so fat she gave birth to Phogoth when she popped a back pimple.
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Your mum is so fat the hive accidentally built a cavernous base in her ass and she didn't even notice.
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Yo mammas mouth is like a detainment shield, my dick gets stuck in there, and I have to shot out to get out.
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Yo momma face is so ugly that I thought it was a hunter helmet. Yo momma so fat that the axiom bolts revolves around her.
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Your mama is so stupid that. She can't even tell you....
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Edited by Horizon2807: 12/1/2014 1:38:41 AMYo mama so fat when she joined my crucible match I thought "WTF,why is there an Interceptor on Blind Watch?"
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Your mum is so fat that the traveler mistook her shadow for the darkness.
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Your mum is so fat she thought the traveler was a cough drop.