Is she fat? Stupid? Ugly?
Immature, worn out, often ridiculous, and always good for a cheap laugh.
I'd like to see what everyone comes up with, so please join in and throw out your best destiny themed Yo Mama jokes.
"Yo mama is so fat, her jump ship can only hop".
Edit: [Cool, up to 58 replies, seen a lot of awesome ones out there too lol, keep em coming]
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Yo mama so fat phogoth thought he found HIS mom
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Yo mama so fat her vagina does void damage
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Yo momma so fat, after the bridge sees her, it NOPES the eff out.
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Yo momma so fat, when she finishes eating she leaves the mark of the devourer
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Yo maamaa so ugly her titties are Called Patience and Time #boooyaaaoooww
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Yo momma's so fat the cabal blow 'er up for getting in their way!
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Yo mamma so ugly that Omnigul couldn't even scream for once.
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Yo mamma so so fat she asked me if Spirit Bloom was a diet soft drink
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Yo mamma so broke she asked if eris had layaway
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Yo maama so durty that when she farted she popped her warsat and killed me
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Yo mamma so fat she nicknames for both legs: Thunderlord and Gjallarhorn
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Yo mama so dumb, when took her crotas end-she asked my why didnt we go the the beginning
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FallenAngel (Timelost)
Protecting Sol. - old
Yo mama is so fat that when she went into the abyss, all of the hive got weight of darkness over 9000!!! -
Your momma so stupid she thought the vault of glass was an antique store.
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FallenAngel (Timelost)
Protecting Sol. - old
Yo mamma is so ugly that she is why omnigul screams -
My mom is dead, her ashes have probably completely degraded by now so she isn't stupid, fat, or ugly. Unless not being able to qualify makes you all of the above in which case... -blam!- YOU WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?!?!!!??! [spoiler]Yes my mom really is dead I could go into details if you want, but I doubt that would do any good.[/spoiler]
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Yo mamma so fat she farted in the Tower and shattered the Vault of Glass.
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Your mamma is so fat she fell in the hellmouth and got stuck
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Yo mama so fat that she was locked up in phogoth's room cuz she was too big for anything else
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Yo mama so fat she thinks Atheon Cheese is on the Burger King menu.
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Yo momma so ugly when she went she went into the summoning pits she came out with a job application
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Yo mama so fat sh<Please purchase the season pass to recieve the rest of the story>
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Yo mamas so fat that when u kill her in crucible its a multikillllllllllllll
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Yo mamma so fat her weight broke the bekenstein limit.