Is she fat? Stupid? Ugly?
Immature, worn out, often ridiculous, and always good for a cheap laugh.
I'd like to see what everyone comes up with, so please join in and throw out your best destiny themed Yo Mama jokes.
"Yo mama is so fat, her jump ship can only hop".
Edit: [Cool, up to 58 replies, seen a lot of awesome ones out there too lol, keep em coming]
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Yo mama so fat, even the Pikes minded if she took their pikes.
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Yo mama is so fat the gorgons spotted her at the beginning of the raid
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Yo mamas such a slut and she doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain. Yo mama takes bukake from lord shax master rahool and xur The amount of dick yo mama can suck was the original bechinstein limit Yo mama so fat n ugly even xur wouldn't hit that for 10 million strange coins Yo mamas the reason half the ships in this game need double wide engines Yo mamas belly button is the gjalarhorn and that's why its taking so long for it to come back around Yo mama sucks dick like a frog sucks flies on Venus Yo mamas where they got the idea for dead orbit, cuz you died before you could orbit her fat ass Yo mamas got dragons breath.. Ughh Super good advice told me when you were born yo dick looked like a Thorn but yo mama said it looked more like a shank Guardians don't eat.. Because yo mama Yo mama so fat when she plays crucible the team actually sticks together They call yo mamas pussy the divide Xur sells shit every week cuz yo mama Yo mamas ass is the reason ghost keeps losing the signal Phogoths sound track is yo mamas fat flab screaming for help The archon priest wasn't so priestly with yo mama ;) And lord shax is back again.... How many dicks a fallen captain have? I dunno let's ask yo mama ... I'm sure i got more but ya.. I hope these are original
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Yo momma so old she babysat Crota.
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Your momma is so fat that when your ghost sees her he says "at least it's chained up" got this from the destiny puns thread
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Not a yo momma joke. I like my mornings after sex like bungie likes it's nightfalls... No burn
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Yo momma so loose they named it the hellmouth because yo mommas name was taken.
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Yo momma so fat her jump ship jumped ship.
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Yo momma breath smells like the Cabal.
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Yo mama so dumb she slept with a goblin and now has harpies
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Yo momma so fat, when she heard there was cheese in the Raids, she never stopped playing.
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Yo momma is so stupid, she couldn't click this link.....
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Yo momma so fat she cheeses everything ROFLMAO
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Your mama's so loose, her vagina drops orbs each time she coughs...
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your mama so fat, the holes in the abyss are her foot prints. your mama so ugly, the thrall run away from her. your mamas fat ass shattered the moon. your mama so fat she ate Eris's fire team.
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Yo momma so fat that when the darkness consumed her it got diabetes Yo momma so fat when she puts on chatterwhite people mistake her for the Traveler
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Yo mamas so fat she fell and caused the collapse
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Your momma is so fat, no one can hit the oversoul
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I can't I love your mama
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Your moms been cocked more times than a shotgun in the crucible
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Yo mamma so fat she has x20 weight of darkness...in VoG
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Some funny ones
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Yo mama's so slutty her STDs have wolfpack rounds. Yo mama's so fat each of her ass cheeks has its own DLC. Yo mama's so stupid she tried to cheese the oracles by throwing velveeta at the tv. Yo mama's so ugly gorgons don't want to gaze at her. Yo mama's vagina IS the dark below.
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I've been inspired. Yo mama's such a slut. She's the reason xür has pųssy hairs flyin out of his face
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Mama so fat atheon grunts when he teleports her
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yo mama so worthless, if hookers arent available, shes my plan C