Is she fat? Stupid? Ugly?
Immature, worn out, often ridiculous, and always good for a cheap laugh.
I'd like to see what everyone comes up with, so please join in and throw out your best destiny themed Yo Mama jokes.
"Yo mama is so fat, her jump ship can only hop".
Edit: [Cool, up to 58 replies, seen a lot of awesome ones out there too lol, keep em coming]
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Your mum is so fat she thought the traveler was a cough drop.
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Yo momma so fat, she can hold sepiks prime like a poke ball. Yo momma so ugly, the phalanxes always keep their shields up.
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Your mum is so fat her last doctor had to use a guardian and her jump ship to defend against a rough outbreak on her ruptures posterior.
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Yo mama is so fat when she went to orbit players thought Bungie added a new planet
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yo mama is so ugly the templar pushed himself off the edge.
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Your mother was so eloquently described by bungie that people don't mind their disconnects named after her.
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Edited by manandahalf: 11/30/2014 7:49:11 PMYo mama so stupid, she uses Blade Dancer in the raid...
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You mamma so ugly, gorgons avoid eye contact.
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Someone said it before me but Your mommas so fat, when the void consumed her it got diabetes
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Yo mamas pussy so huge , it's called the hell mouth !
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One more Yo mama so fat, the Void could only mark half of her
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Your Mama is so fat they named a faction after her ass, dead orbit.
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Yo mama so fat SHE WAS crotas end
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Yo mama so fat her vagina is the dark below.
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Yo momma so ugly knights put up black shields just they don't have to look at her face
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Yo mama so fat, she can control zones A, B and C at the same time
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I can go for days. Like yo mamma did with that Fallen Captain she met in Russia that one weekend
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Yo mama is so fat that kick to orbit isn't possible.
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Yo mamma is so fat pholgoth rolled over twice and was still on top of the b*tch.
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Edited by GorillaGuru: 11/30/2014 7:21:04 PMYo mamma so ugly when she was spotted by a gorgon. All the gorgons dropped dead
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Edited by RedKain243: 11/30/2014 7:28:49 PMYo mama's so fat even the traveler ain't big enough to be her ghost.
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Yo momma is [i]so[/i] ugly that people mistake Phogoth for yo momma.
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Yo mama so round that she got the traveler aroused.
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Your mother is so stupid, she didn't take my super good advice...
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Yo mama breath so hot it set the iron banner on fire.
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Yo mama was so stupid, she avoided intellect altogether.