Is she fat? Stupid? Ugly?
Immature, worn out, often ridiculous, and always good for a cheap laugh.
I'd like to see what everyone comes up with, so please join in and throw out your best destiny themed Yo Mama jokes.
"Yo mama is so fat, her jump ship can only hop".
Edit: [Cool, up to 58 replies, seen a lot of awesome ones out there too lol, keep em coming]
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Yo mamma so fat her weight broke the bekenstein limit.
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Yo momma so fat that she push atheon offf
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Yo momma is so fat, when she enters the tower. Lord Saladin says "You're crush them."
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Yo mama so fat she forces Atheon to fall of the edge,when she enters,there's no space left for Atheon.
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You mama's so fat that people mistake her ass for Crota's end....
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Your momma's so ugly when Eris looked at her she immediately gauged her eyes out.
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Your momma is so fat that there isn't enough light in the universe to upgrade her armor
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Yo mama so ugly she was the one that made xür's face disappear!
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I left your moms vagina like how bungie made the raid. [spoiler]broken[/spoiler] Lel :)
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Yo mamma is so fat that cabal be all like 800 pounds and highly militarized
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Your mommas taint smells like fanatic slime
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Your momma so fat, they call her vagina the exclusion zone!
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Your mum is so fat that the traveler mistook her farts for the darkness.
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Edited by HeyItzKim: 11/29/2014 1:49:22 PMI know this has been said before but ima share it anyways (credit to those who made my day with these) Your momma is so fat, gorgon spotted her at the start of the raid Your momma is so fat, when she goes to the tower they spawned her in the hanger Your momma is so poor, she traded food stamp to xur Your momma is so dumb, female exo had to explain why she doesnt have time to explain Your momma is ugly, shes the reason why the childrens cry Your momma so fat, aethion had to open the time stream for 10 mins to teleport her When she gets teleported, she cant fit in to the portal
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Yo mama so fat the Traveler is her ghost. Yo mama so fat, the Cabal blew her up just for getting in their way. Yo mama so ugly she has to keep her helmet on in the Tower.
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You mama so rockets-mcdickface
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Yo momma's so fat, she's the traveller.
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Yo mama so fat titan bounce off her when they use fist of havoc or shoulder charge.
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Yo mama's so fat she gave birth to spikes-prime
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Yo momma so fat she needs more vault space
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Yo mama so ugly no one wants too raid her Yo mama so ugly no one wants too see her dark below
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Edited by D0uBLeKiLLBiLL: 1/18/2015 7:07:38 PMYo mama's so fat, each of her weapons come with field scout and extended mag.
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Yo mama so fat a fallen needs 6 arms to pick her up
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Yo moma so ugly they nicknamed her phogoth
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Edited by MunkeezFlickPoo: 11/29/2014 2:41:58 AMYour Momma is so fat, when I hit her with energy drain, i Overdosed!
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Edited by half an idea: 12/1/2014 1:08:21 AMYar mam is so ugly the Cryptarc had trouble deciphering were her face was.