Is she fat? Stupid? Ugly?
Immature, worn out, often ridiculous, and always good for a cheap laugh.
I'd like to see what everyone comes up with, so please join in and throw out your best destiny themed Yo Mama jokes.
"Yo mama is so fat, her jump ship can only hop".
Edit: [Cool, up to 58 replies, seen a lot of awesome ones out there too lol, keep em coming]
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Great idea for the forum. Bravo for originality. A lot of great jokes rolling in.
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Yo momma so ugly crota copied her fashion sense for his warlock gear
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*Guardian Down* Crota summons your momma.
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Edited by Briguy_Kels: 12/4/2014 8:48:45 PMYo mama's so fat she nicknamed her mouth the Hot Pocket Infinity.
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Yo mamma is so fat her Sparrow is called Big Bird.
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Lol!!! Some of these are frickin hilarious
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Your momma so fat, when you join her fire team you orbit her! Your momma so fat, she uses a ship as a sparrow! Your momma so fat, when she raids she takes up all 6 fire team spots!
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Yo mama so ugly,ghost didn't respawn her
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Your mama's so fat, whenever she stepped into a free for all in the crucible, the ground shook. They started calling it rumble.
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Edited by Zazzmar: 2/25/2015 7:46:21 AMYo mama's so fat she ate Destiny's storyline Yo mama's so ugly her parents made her wear "don't touch me" gloves just so nobody would hit her more than once
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Yo mamas so easy she's satisfied with destiny
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Yo mama so fat she put food on a sync plate
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Yo mamma is so ugly, she makes Crota end himself.
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Yo mamma is so ugly, the hive are afraid of her.
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Yo mamma is so helpful, she solos the entire raid for people.
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Yo mama so fat she can capture all control points at once
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Edited by Kenicks: 11/29/2014 2:40:17 AMYo momma so ugly, she couldn't lure the vex gate lord out... Yo momma so fat she makes a Colossus seem small... Yo momma so ugly Atheon teleports her every time... Yo momma so nasty, the Oracles won't spawn... Yo momma so ugly, Praetorians stay out of the sync plates And lastly... Yo momma so hot, she makes my spire start to form ;)
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Yo mama's so ugly the GORGONS die when they see her.
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Yo mama...is SO slutty...that she was sold by Xur for 15 weeks in a row... [spoiler]Yes, I know is sucks[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat, the vex haven't even finished studying her yet! They only finished a toe and a half!
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Yo mama is so fat she's the only one Hungrier than Crota
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more moons than Jupiter
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Edited by IslandBird: 12/9/2014 7:06:03 PMUr moma is so stupid, she ate the plan c because her birth control pills werent working!
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Yo mama so dumb She thought the Traveler was the Death Star.
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Yo momma so fat that a Cabal Commander was about to blow her up before he said, "That's no moon, that's yo momma!"
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Yo momma so fat, [spoiler]her fall caused the collapse![/spoiler]