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Edited by Batman:
11/26/2014 3:34:41 PM
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my girlfriend wants the D but I don't wanna give it to her
We've been dating two weeks and she wants to have sex, now if any of you shit balloons know me, that's not what I'm about. What do I tell her so she understands?
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1 ReplyNext time she asks for it give her a sunny d
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4 RepliesTangential but relevant. Why r u against premarital sex?
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Sam the wise Frodo says: >go on date >eat >arrive at one of your guy's places >take a poop casually >she asks for d >you tell u no want v >she says cmon, I want d >dvd >unwanted avoided
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1 Reply>begin intercourse >achieve extremely minimal contact >rapidly pull out >say "I'm gay." >??? >profit
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Just give her the letter d in alphabet soup.
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3 Repliesshe will get it fom someone else, don't worry.
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[url=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]Do this[/url]
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7 RepliesIs it because you've got a small nob?
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[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]What's the issue again?[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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15 RepliesUr r a fgt
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5 RepliesLet her know that your attraction to men is vastly superior to that of women
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3 RepliesTell her your looking for a girl not a sloot so she can wait
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16 RepliesHave you tried giving her the rest of the alphabet?
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Tell her that you prefer doing it with your hand or dog
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Edited by iAm5sTaR: 11/27/2014 2:54:33 AMHere, she can have mine. [spoiler]D[/spoiler] #shitballoons
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1 ReplyEdited by Level 2 on Easy: 11/27/2014 2:47:14 AMIts not going to last long m8. I had a gf and we had sex the 3rd day we dated. It lasted for about 3 weeks. Long story short, her dad, 2 of her friends and her aunt CALLS ME and tells me that she's cheating on me. She was at a dudes house that night and got roofied and r-a-p-e-d. The police showed up and took her to the ER. Long story short, she went over there knowing the consequences. I left her
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[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]What's the issue again?[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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She will leave you If you do. Trust me, no girl wanting a relationship will go for sex in two weeks. Floodians on the other hand....
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[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]What's the issue again?[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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3 Replies[quote][quote][quote][quote]What's the issue again?[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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3 RepliesWhat's the issue again?
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That you're batman. To be honest, that should be enough.
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Piitb
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1 ReplyNothing, snap her neck.
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Get a mould of your D and give it to her as a present. [spoiler]make sure you have the remote detonator[/spoiler]
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Haggle and settle for fingering her instead.
