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Ninja is pegchild

Fight me. [quote]This happened yesterday. I'll give you a play-by-play. >Be at a dodgeball tournament in school >Go to grab some concessions with your buds >Begin eating the concessions >Go talk with another group of kids >Group of kids are one if the top teams in the tourney >Girl comes over, let's call her T >One of the guys, let's call him N tells a story about T >Story is perverted and embarrassing >T gets mad and hits N >N calls T a slut >Everybody yells "Ooooo!", including me >T breaks down and retreats >N goes to the vending machine >Another guy, let's call him S goes and knees N in the balls > Conflicting stories/rumors uprise >Teachers find out >Teachers hunt down N and S >About 20 mins. have passed >T comes over to me wanting comfort or something >I just walk over to my original group of buds and talk about the whole incident >Now a huge group of [b][i][u]HOT[/u][/i][/b] girls are converging on me >I give storytime to them, then go talk to T >T is alright, hugs me blah blah blah >Tournament ends and N and S come back from the office >N and T are both my friends and now somehow I'm the only one that knows the whole story >Gets akward for me >Now somehow I'm mixed up in it >I just stop talking about all of it completely >I go to my group of buds and N is there >My group of buds call me a pimp(ya know cause of that group of girls I was talking about) >N tells me he's suspended all next week >T tells me thanks >I go home >I'm outside for like 4 hours playing basketball >I check my phone and I have 24 texts >I find out T gave my number to all those girls >I'm glad, but annoyed af >My phone is blowing up all night >I woke up to 68 texts That's about where the story ends atm. In conclusion, I think N is pissed at me, I've been told T has the feels for me, a huge group of hot girls are blowing up my phone and I'm pretty sure half of them have the feels for me too, and I could give less of af about it all. Goddamn. Sooooo, what's [i]your[/i] opinion? EDIT: I have a girlfriend already, so stop with the wierd shit! My phone has lowered to the occasional akward conversation and T and I are cool. It's been about a week and most tensions have ceased. I've also befriended most of the [b][i][u]HOT[/u][/i][/b] girls, so they're not attempting to climb all over me 24/7 now. EDIT: Over a month now, gained a solid group of around 20 friends from this. My GF and I are still happily together. The texting has ceased. The only problem I have now is T, she's sort of a sloot and is bipolar, so my bestfriend, let's call him P and I have decided to stop talkin with her. It all worked out, but T got screwed over from the mess.[/quote] I think that might still hold the title for the most famous greentext on b.next.

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