So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone.
I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS.
If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it.
So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"
When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge.
I hope no one ever has to go through this.
(And I am not even a fake IB 30)
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#boohooigotkicked
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Your momma is so fat I use her as my ward of dawn.
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Guardians have weight standards, guy. If you can't fit in the cockpit, or you're too heavy to double-jump, then you don't make the cut. Next time have someone feed you while you're playing, that'll free up your chubby hands. #satire
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Kfc is my trigger. You gave me ptsd. You and the patriarchy need to stop oppressing me. #feminist
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My next gamer tag will be "AFK 4 KFC". For you elite console/grammar folk it could be "AFC 4 KFC". Sure someone already has this.
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Could just eat later.
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Bucket of kfc... lol that got me
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Mute button on the mic?
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The title made me laugh, I can't be the only one.
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LMFAO
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This was so funny....
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This did make me laugh!
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Priceless, +1
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This is perfect.
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Lmfao,woke up the next morning.
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Incredible
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Yo mama so fat her memory foam mattress forgot
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Crunching in the mic, crying babies and bitchy girlfriends are all unwanted background noise that stresses out the group. On top of the annoyance you were a liability by going afk or dropping your controller. You sir are why people hate raiding with randoms. If your Fat ass can't wait to eat a bucket of chicken then you have no business in multiplayer. Tip: next time your hungry try running patrols while you eat.
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Yo mamas so fat when she puts on chatterwhite people think she's the traveler
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Lol this guy totally hates fat people. But im sure it's not his only problem. Funny thing is I'm sure the people eating on mic are just inconsiderate people not always fat. If you come to this conclusion I feel bad for you.
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This made my day!!!!!
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Lol nice troll man
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"Kick the fat kid" - favorite game you can't play at recess anymore.