So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone.
I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS.
If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it.
So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"
When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge.
I hope no one ever has to go through this.
(And I am not even a fake IB 30)
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#boohooigotkicked
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I love topics like these. Sorry to anyone who is complaining. Stuff like this lightens up the tears of destiny filling up the forums.
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Edited by slopat: 2/4/2015 7:46:14 PMYet another muted troll. The list keeps on growing.
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Try a gym or stop being fat
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"Ended up choking on a chicken bone" XD
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Haha I get that you got to eat man. But that's why there's that pre game meal, then pre game cig, and then a pre game joint. So when the raid starts in ready to go no distractions
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........why not poppies chicken instead bro???
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I started laughing when he said "racist comments"
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This actually made me laugh...if this guy's statement is for real than its hilarious as f*ck...as to how stupid this guy is of posting this. If is satire than is just plain stupid...
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What does LFG stand for?
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Yo mama so fat her subclass is Bunslinger
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Man ur controller must be fukin nasty. Greasy and crumby
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Sounds like a fat problem. Can't help you.
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Just mute your mic when you chew. It's not a hard thing to do.
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Hahahaha
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Some guys make a lot of noise with their snacks..
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It's okay Leroy Jenkins at least you have chicken
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is this is forreal,stop eating while you play fatass....
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Is this an AMA?
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-blam!-in kekked
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- Bounty Complete - You Earned "Solo Fried Chicken with Heroic Modifier"
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It's called a mute button. Responsible guardians use it rather than chewing in their mates ears.
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I would be kind of grossed out by that also
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Leeeeeeeeroooyyyyy Jeeeeennnnkiiinnnnsss!
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Your momma is so fat I use her as my ward of dawn.