As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore!
SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]?????
[b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you.
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i].
[b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].
[b]UPDATE 4[/b]: You silly bastards.
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Misheard?..........Do i really have to step inside the ring to lure out the Gaylord!?
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I plan to "C" this one through to the end
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I'd say this thread is a good icebreaker for gaurdian conversations
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what is a pun?
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When ever my buddies and I have plans to play I tell my wife "I have a date with destiny." It's not exactly clever but I am not really a pun guy.
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My girlfriend cheated on me with an Archon Priest. Now she's 6 months [b]dregnant[/b] and I don't know what to do. I'd be shankful for any advice.
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Knife day we're having Or Knife weather huh?
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Crota gives me exotics for tickeling his dark below!
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I wanted to buy the ghost edition of destiny, but I was a little light.
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What do you call a fire team that was spotted by a gorgon? [spoiler]Gorgonners[/spoiler]
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Titan: I've been on these steroids recently and I've grown another penis Hunter: anabolic? Titan: no, just a penis
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Edited by keefyboooo: 2/6/2015 2:01:33 PMHive got a pun so good, people have Fallen off their sparrow
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Edited by African Ruffle: 3/10/2015 5:57:07 AMWhen your taking a dump and think something dark stirs in the hell mouth
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Titan looks at other classes. "Bro, do you even lift?"
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Coming up with a pun will take some PATIENCE AND TIME, something most of you don't have...
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I used to be a guardian like you, but then I took a sparrow to the knee. Props to Mr. Fruit
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When your wife/gf/mom/any women is yelling at you and you whisper under your breath, "Omnigul! Silence her screams!"
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It seems many people don't know what a pun is
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Its not a pun, but heres a (Predator movie) inspired joke I just thought of: So Im going down on my girlfriend for the first time the other day and I started thinking of destiny, so I said to her "I finally got pocket infinity. I finally got pocket infinity..." she looks down at me and asks "why did you say that twice"... I replied "I didnt." You know... it was just the echo... just the echo- never mind.
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Wanna know why that big space orb didn't make the basketball team? He's a [b]traveler[/b]
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I keep beating Crota's end, but he won't give me the black hammer.
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[quote]As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore! SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]????? [b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you. [b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i]. [b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].[/quote] So I pushed a dreg off a cliff.. I guess you could say he's... fallen B) (I came up with this)
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Why Old Russia why not Old America were free at least not like you people with no cabal on your TVs in Old Russia. I am so stupid for doing these
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I don't want your strangers rifle why would o want to touch that might go with plan c and just run.
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I'd tell some xboxers about hawk moon, but they'd never get it :P
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Some people say I'm a good Icebreaker. I just like to give out Super Good Advice. For instance, it never hurts to have a Plan C to fall back on. If you don't, you might end up in No Land Beyond and that's the Truth. People who don't pass the Universal Remote can be a real Thorn in your side. Some people believe in Bad Juju, but I believe with some Patience and Time that nothing will stop you from accomplishing your goals. Sorry for the long reply, I just wanted to have The Last Word before I caught the Red Death. I hear the Gjallarhorn calling me, so it's time for me to go.