As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore!
SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]?????
[b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you.
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i].
[b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].
[b]UPDATE 4[/b]: You silly bastards.
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U ready to ride the storm? Badum tiss
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Why do Titans always win staring contests??? The can't blink!
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I would tell you about the fusion grenade joke, but I just couldn't stick it.
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The moon must be allergic to the darkness. It's covered in hives.
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These aren't original but I just want to spread some laughter. What did dinklebot say when your mom spread her legs? [spoiler]"WE'VE WOKEN THE HIVE!"[/spoiler] What did Lord Shaxx say when your mom landed at the Tower? [spoiler]"You're crushing them!"[/spoiler]
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Is xur was a spice he'd be agent of the thyme
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What's is a fallen kell's favourite condiment? [b]ketch[/b]up
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Why don't warlocks have exotic boots? Because they're used to being carried.
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Why did the titans eye hurt? Because he couldn't blink
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Do I make you Gjallahorny baby?
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What does Crota give the hive for Christmas [spoiler]crotas presence badum tsss[/spoiler]
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I had a good destiny joke... But I Phogoth it.
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A wise man once said, never marry a thrall. It will become an ogre over time. Super good advice....
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Never trust a Vandal. They are the Dregs of society and will Shank you in the middle of the Knight.
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Some of these jokes are pure class, keep them coming!
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Some guy tried to lure me into an allyway and i said "i aint fallen for this shit"
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That Hallowed Knight hit you so hard, he removed you from the game world! (Actually JUST happened to a friend in my fireteam)
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Edited by DD_8080: 4/23/2015 10:04:39 PMI hate wiping on Crotas end
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My mama told me not to talk to strangers, even more not to take rifles from them.
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I have a date with Destiny.
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I win
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Dude you need "patience and time" to finish crota hard
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I thought I'd have the last word...oh well, that's still some super good advice, just need patience and time.
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Why can't a polar bear get a date?? It doesn't have any ice breakers
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Man, all these puns are a real [b]thorn[/b] in my side.
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Remember the days you didn't have Gjallahorn? Oh.. wait, thats today [spoiler]stole it from MAK[/spoiler]