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originally posted in: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DESTINY!!!!!
11/20/2014 4:23:35 PM
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Oh so you're a hunter? See now thats cute, Your just mad that in the raid Everyone gives you the boot And that golden gun, Of heavenly fire? It dont turn you into no angus macgyver You got four shots I only need one Dont come at me With that pussy gun son And Yes I'll admit Im stumped by your blade, Slashin and dancin Got me throwin grenades But that dont matter, Titans come to my aid Pull you out of arc blade With a suppressor grenade So what you go invisible You stick out like a lunchable see you comin like an invizimal Whats this you think your invincible? Im calling you out hunter You can run you can hide You can blink away But know that now im coming your way My nova bomb will track you To the end of the day You think you're better? You make me sick I'll blast you so hard They'll change your name to sputnik Cry all you want Im closing my ears Xur pays top coin For all of your tears So now you cry nerf As i walk you off my turf Because everyone knows Your class is a disaster And My class is the master.
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  • WARLOCK=MASTER RACE

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  • Word.

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  • Yeeeeeeeeeeah!

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  • Your right! Warlocks are used to being carried by titans! "Surpressor grenades!" Ha!

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  • Bump

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  • Edited by Anaklusmos7: 9/5/2015 8:33:19 PM
    ◻️ Not rekt ⬛️ Rekt

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  • Damn if i could high five you i would

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  • You are literally Jesus.

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  • Well shit.

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  • But you know the hunter thats the Blade dancer be cutting you up, Because you all know that warlocks are them Sluts, Cant se hunter Comin with gold gun you spotted Dead disintegrate on the floor, then the titan whore comes jumping in then shot to the face with the golden gun and then Rage quit comes and warlocks and Titans can't put up a great fight against the brutal ness of the Hunter.

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  • Reading that hurt.

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  • That was not really that good.

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  • Little child go learn what the word good means

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  • Nvm

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  • Bump burn

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  • you suck m8

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  • OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHH!!!!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! PRAISE THE SUN BROTHERS!!!!! [spoiler]PRAISING BEATS ALL HUNTER DEBATING![/spoiler]

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  • Yea bro

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  • Edited by SoloXYZed: 11/20/2014 8:51:37 PM
    Ah shit, not another... Be patient son, I'm busy with your mother. In the meantime, go find your bother. While you're waiting for me You guys can do the dutch rudder. Where was I... Right. Please. Don't bring up the raid, I'm so skilled at that shit It gets me laid And I don't need no "Titan's aid" In his bubble you should've stayed. Seriously, Now you just look weak, I don't need help To slap a Warlock off his feet. Now I understand Why you all have to cheat. All these Warlocks rhymes Are playin on repeat. You just don't know When you've been beat. You stepped in my court, And there's no way you can bail. All will hear the tale Of a warlock, That set [i]himself[/i] to fail. Do I think I'm better? Why yes I do, I mean what else is there To be compare me to? You? Do I think I'm invincible? Course not, But I'd be lying if a said I'm scared of your purple snot. Go back to your books Warlock, The only thing you're good for. Leave the real stuff, For those who can do more. I think I'm finished, I'm done keeping score. Congratulations, I'm officially bored. #allfunandgames

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  • Edited by SkippyTehGoat: 10/10/2015 4:03:30 PM
    Warlocks are the master race but don't get me wrong, but if you question me, go get yourself a thong. All the other classes just get in the way, when you can burn the world, or suck my nova bomb that I hurled. The Hunters have their knives and Titans have their fists, but let's prove it in a game of rift, nah warlocks ain't gotta lift, heyyyyy! Pop your bubble and duck your fists, dodge your gun, and break your wrists, c'mon guys, you're makin' this too easy on me. #WARLOCKMASTERRACE plz keep in mind this may not be good, but it's one of my firsts.

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  • Wow man! That was one of the best raps I've ever heard! -by... A fully fledged hunter.(who rocks golden gun!)

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  • Step aside little girls, The skills are about to heighten. Don't need no introduction, Because you know I'm a Titan You kept me from the battle, Since you knew there was no chance. But now I'm hulk smashing you both, right on the D-pad, to do my little dance. You both cower in fear, When I raise both arms up for the smash. You use a knife or a force push, My fist alone will turn you to ash. Now don't get me wrong, I think your both second best. Comparing yourselves to me, would be an ant hill to mount Everest. You both talk about the Raid, and how you toil and labor. You both know I the greatest, Just read about my boy Kabr. I plow through the fallen, I crush through the Hive. I'm the ultimate guardian, That's why the lock needs two lives. I'm so good I help you, I give you weapons light. You can't do enough damage alone, but I give you a chance in a fight. So bicker and banter, Because you are both on an even keel, Just know your not me, I am the real deal! #titanFTW

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  • Damn. You make me proud. (Tears)

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  • Edited by Zozo: 11/20/2014 10:36:24 PM
    Oh snap lmfao you shouldve put it in at the end of ours though

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