Vault of Glass Mission Summary Sh*t is going down under Venus. Six ladies and/or gentlemen get tooled up Caves Big thing appears Green slime and bell-ringing orbs try to stop the ladies and/or gentlemen Bullets win (usually) Big thing joins in Fight big thing Caves Shards Caves Ascendant energy Maze Don't get seen by the things Floating blocks having lols at the ladies and/or gentlemen as they try to cross a cavern Big door Get your purple damage out Teamwork occurs (usually) Portal Pick up relic Kicked to Orbit Wipe Rejoin Portals Defend the white thing Biggest guy arrives Someone dances 'DESERT!' Shoot the explody flies More bell-ringing orbs Screen goes black Screen goes not black Shoot the big guy 'Where's the shield?!' Shoot the big guy 'JUNGLE!' Screen goes black 'Someone pick the shield up! I'm down!' Wipe Ladies and/or gentlemen get their sh*t together Big guy turns into orange pixels Gifts Someone dances Someone found a gun they have a copy of already Dancing guy wants it Sadness Keeps dancing Mission ends in 19 18 17 Gets to 2 Wait, someone else wants to da