Dumbest thing that has been said to me
Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was).
The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!"
We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.
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Grown D-bag: where are your face masks? Me: *points over at the plastic face shields* Grown D-bag: what? No. That ones that protects from dust. Me: *shows him respiratory masks* This? Grown D-bag: *looks around scoffing* "[i]Are you hard of hearing?[/i]"
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Edited by d 6d7565727465: 11/30/2014 11:30:42 PMTeacher: What do you think was the greatest invention in the past 200 years? Girl: Boats Class: Ayy lmao
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[quote]The hood loves me[/quote] No you just love big fat black booty
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I heard someone say white people can be racially profiled too :/
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Edited by Amnesia: 11/30/2014 10:07:52 PMNot something said to me, but the ignorance that has been spread as a result of the Ferguson case has made me lose hope for humanity. I saw a photo of a message written on a car stating something along the lines of Ferguson's downfall being Darren Wilson's fault. I guess I can agree though, with all these videos of Wilson running through the street, looting and burning down buildings. Edit: I also watched a documentary on psychedelic drugs and SSRI's the other day. My experience in the pharmaceutical field makes me biased, but I still couldn't help but laugh at those trying to justify the legalization of LSD 25. It just seemed ironic.
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When is Cinco de Mayo? I kid you not.
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"How come only men get tested to see if the kid is theirs? Why can't us women get tested for once?"
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Edited by restinpiecesj: 11/27/2014 5:52:09 PM"I'm a vegetarian because I think its wrong to kill and eat animals" Then why are you eating all their food
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Feminism is good for the world.
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You should get destiny.
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Every word that comes out of my friends mouth. Every. Last. Word.
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Yesterday at my High School, A girl in my social studies class asked if India was in West Africa because she thought a Indian guy had Ebola. She was surprised when she was told that India is in Asia, not Africa [spoiler] This is when I lost faith in Humanity[/spoiler]
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[quote]Dumbest thing that has been said to me Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was). The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!" We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.[/quote]
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Xur isn't rng
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Ignorant white girl: "Are you Mexican?!" Me: no I was born in New York my parents are from Spain.. Ignorant white girl: "but you speak Mexican right?!?"
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"You should play Destiny."
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Get a life [spoiler]say it when I'm dead dumb áss [/spoiler]
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I was in 4th grade and a girl named destiny said she was going to bring a gun to school and shoot everyone. I never saw her again after that I think she got expelled and moved
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"Everyone is unique" -Bungie
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America is the best country
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Edited by JROS7 II: 11/28/2014 11:41:02 PM[quote]These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.[/quote] [quote]Try xbox.com[/quote] [spoiler]Anything that comes out of a teenage girl's mouth[/spoiler]
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I had a girl in my sophomore history class discover christianity is not the only religion. This is after we had been studying the crusades for well over a month so we did a lot of studying on Islam. That's a special kind of brainwashing right there.
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"I smoke and I'm not dead yet, so stfu!" -_-
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Can you pass me the screwdriver *I hand him the screwdriver* *he uses it as a hammer * [spoiler]I [/spoiler]
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"My little pony is a mature show for adults"