Dumbest thing that has been said to me
Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was).
The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!"
We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.
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Edited by Decimator Omega: 11/18/2014 8:33:16 AM"God you are the most negative person I mean online and IRL." Stupid bitch has never met me in person to even know what I really am underneath all the hate.
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*playing Battlefield* Friend: Hey man, I just shot an RPG straight and it went up. MFW Bull. MFW Newtons law dose not imply to him. MFW fail
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I was in a group doing a project on Caffeine and of course coffee came up. This girl says there's isn't any caffeine in coffee. I had to Google it to prove her wrong. Same girl- Teacher asks where Ukraine is located on a map. She points to Greenland and the class starts laughing. Then she switches her answer and points to Alaska...
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So what color is your poo in the morning?
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Me: Jesus is Jewish Friend: no he's not Me: IM JEWISH AND HE WAS KILLED UNDER THE TITLE "KING OF JEWS" Friend: so that doesn't mean he's Jewish *face palm*
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Hearing my roommate scream "hold my dick you f[i]u[/i]cking virgins" at some group of call of duty players while he was drunk
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I called customer service, told the rep that another rep told me the change would take 72 hours/ 3 days. He then explained that 72 hours was 2 days and that the other rep was wrong...
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My roommate is a hypocritical asshole on almost all occasions. "I don't like Christmas, I don't want gifts I just want to spend time with my family." He literally avoids his family like the plague. He just wants to be one of those kinds of people who look for an excuse to hate Christmas.
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Edited by Techno: 11/18/2014 1:07:27 AM"Stop obsessing over Elise" [quote]Lol no[/quote]
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Someone once asked me if I was old for my age group -_-
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Anything regarding neo feminism is pretty stupid.
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Cosmic face palm [spoiler]he is on something [/spoiler]