Dumbest thing that has been said to me
Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was).
The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!"
We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.
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I was talking about tron with a friend, then a dude came out of nowhere and said: "Ohhhh tronn..... that's the movie about skynet and those killer robots and john connor right??? Thats thevest movie ever. I was like: -_-!
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Edited by Omega Hybrid: 11/24/2014 7:20:46 AM>be me at 17 standing by a bus stop. You're a beautiful girl. - old lady at a bus stop. I'm a guy...-me [u]Are you sure?[/u]- old lady. Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch....-me
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This girl I knew thought we lived on the inside of the earth and the sky was painted on the inside of the crust.
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"What part of the buffalo do the wings come from" I went to school with idiots
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"Naybe" instead of "maybe".
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Can I get a vest with sleeves? -my brother
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My GF at the time said she loved me. Now 8 years later we're married. Dafuq happend?
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Every other comment in these forums
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"Diet soda is healthier than regular soda"
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Gay marriage is wrong because religion
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"I pre ordered the dlc"
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"All Spanish speakers are Mexicans." I ended up getting a referral for punching the idiot
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Pot causes cancer!11!!1one!!11!
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[i]I[/i], unfortunately, am the one who said this. I was at a friends house, playing Halo 4, and we decided to take a break, and eat lunch. He throws me a slice of pizza(literally, it was messy) and then sits down at the table. He then lights the candles his mom had put on the table before going out for groceries. As I sit down, I say, "The power out or something?" The TV and Xbox were both still on, no more than ten feet behind me.
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Edited by Omega Hybrid: 11/18/2014 9:47:53 AMI asked how far my coworker thought a frictionless bullet would go, and he said oh eventually it will just stop. Do you even science... Frictionless means it would never stop. And just today he told me California would snap off the tectonic plate and just be a floating island... I tried explaining how tectonic plates work and that an island wouldn't just float...but hey, he's 68 years old. I'm in my mid twenties.. what do I know.
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On the week of Black Friday, which he knew. Friend is talking how on Thursday there will be a lot of specials. Me: You mean Friday? (Black Friday) Friend: What day is Black Friday? I wanted to jump on the oncoming cars.
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Edited by hersheybar4500: 11/26/2014 2:17:14 PMSo I was at a classic rock trivia thingy with my little brother who is eleven and we got paired up with this guy in his early thirties and my little brother said "I'm gonna be so good at this" and the guy was like "do you even know any classic rock songs?" And my brother looked him straight in the face and said "regenade" and no that's not a misspelling he legitimately said "reg-en-ade" We found out later he meant renegade by Styx but the worst part? He doesn't even actually know the song we played it for him later and asked if he recognized it and he didn't. Just gonna add this in because it happened to me earlier today some guy found out I have guns in my house(you know for clay shooting and such) and he gasped and said "but aren't you afraid? Guns kill people!" -_- yes I'm terrified that my rifle will come to life in the middle of the night and shoot me
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europe isnt a country?
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My friend said and I quote him here "I'm not racist I love blacks people, but I hate brown people
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[i]What's exothermic energy?[/i] I'm in 6th grade....And we just finished that unit.
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join the army... you'll have fun
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Girl looking at map of kansas asking where is kansas
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My girl friend said your cute
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[quote]Destiny is a game, Destiny is related to VoG, Destiny is related to Gaming, therefor VOG DOES belong here u idiot your just a vurgin lololol[/quote] *Edward Kenway voice* He fractured my feelings, so I fractured his skull.
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[quote]My grandpa always told me to never wake an alien from an ancient slumber. Never[/quote]