Dumbest thing that has been said to me
Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was).
The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!"
We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.
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The dumbest thing that someone has told me was that micheal brown was innocent
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Friend: I'm a vegetarian now Me: Since when?! Friend: Like a couple of weeks ago. I still eat some meat every once and a while because it's so good Not even kidding.
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This guy kept laughing at me and calling me Chinese. So I said I'm Korean, not Chinese. Then that ignorant **** said "Chinese, Japanese, Chuck E Cheese. Do I look like I give a ****?"
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I helped a level 25 do vog
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"You have really blue eyes." (my eyes are green)
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Edited by Carbon: 12/20/2014 12:25:30 AM"The holocaust? Isn't that happening now?" "No you're like 100 years late" Also: Teacher: Name a living organism Friend: ROCK
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Teacher: Whats the greatest invention in the past 200 years? Girl: Boats!
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Some chick asked me were china was located on an EUROPEAN map. She tried to guess it and pointed at ukrain.
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Some kid told me he was going to get the new smash bros on Xbox One and I wanted to punch him for his stupidity.
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"Wait so the sun is a star?"- Kid I tutored in 8th grade
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This guy said he would give me 10th prestige in MW2 if I give him my credit card info but the dummy forgot to give me my 10th prestige but he bought a new TV with my money
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no I don't want to have sex right now [spoiler]but it didn't mater what they wanted in the end[/spoiler]
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The dumbest thing someone said to me was that fossils are man made 2 test people's faith in god[spoiler]facepalm dumb religious rednecks[/spoiler]
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When I was in year 7 a girl asked if elephants where made of leather. *Face-desk*
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Edited by Exelzzz1: 12/19/2014 10:47:23 PMSo we were studying at school and my classmate(girl) asks me this question seriously Isnt England in Europe? My head almost exploded
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Is this ham halal
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In my science class there was a girl who asked [quote]What is that blue thing in the middle of Florida?[/quote]
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"Did you marry your husband" "Can skeletons talk? Oh wait, they have no tongues" What has this world come to?
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Edited by Ms Blue Phacelia: 12/8/2014 3:19:52 AMSome ditzy whore in high school found out you get pregnant through sex by getting pregnant. Karma!!!!![spoiler]she literally didn't know that sex is how people got pregnant [/spoiler]
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Miranda Rights.
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"There's nothing wrong with Hentai"
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Edited by TheCaptainM91: 11/27/2014 6:10:50 AMEvery goddamn conversation that someone has with me about religion, atheism, and/or all conversations with people from Georgia.
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"Would you like to hear about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?"
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In reference to the Higgs Boson. Some girl in Chemistry: "Ha! This God particle proves God is real!" And that is when she fell on the knife 37 times, officer.
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Edited by Hatersaurus: 12/18/2014 9:27:47 AM"Being a combat medic is the same as college." I literally shit my pants, them smashed them in the face.
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"I EARNED my gear"