Dumbest thing that has been said to me
Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was).
The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!"
We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.
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..Me trying to make good jokes. :c
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[i][quote]"I have faith in 343i"[/quote][/i]
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Edited by Zeta Reticulan: 11/19/2014 9:59:49 AM"Shoulda went to specsavers"
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"Did you know Thunderstorms produce thunder and lightning?" Seriously? ._."
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How high is the sky! Haha I'll never forget that kid😂😂😂😂
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That the bible was real. [spoiler]too much?[/spoiler] [spoiler]never[/spoiler]
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Gf: I'm good don't want any food. Me: Are you sure ?? Gf: Positive, love you! Come back 10 mins later Gf: WTF U DIDN'T BRING ME ANYTHING ?? Me: -___- bruh..
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"Call of Duty Back Ops is the best game of all time" Kid got rekt.
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"Big ol' of [b]BABY DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]" I think that's all that need be said.
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"XBOX is better than Playstation because Sony's a camera company"
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Ignorant 'merican: "You know, they should just nuke China. And the Middle East too.."
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[quote]perilousturkey makes good threads[/quote] [spoiler]Just kidding![/spoiler]
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Edited by Pheonix: 11/18/2014 3:15:32 AMMe and my friends were talking about the Church of Satan, and suddenly this little ginger kid decides to interject into our conversation and asks, "are you guys pagans?". After we all finished face-palming, we asked him, "Do you even know what paganism means?". He replies, " it means you worship false gods!".
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I was arguing with a guy about who would win in a one-on-one fight between a spartan and a Persian immortal. He said, "the Spartan would win because they were the best soldiers in history." And then I said, "but Spartans fought in phalanxes, so they wouldn't be as effective in one-on-one combat." He replied, "Haven't you seen 300? That's how they fought (in reference to the film); the Romans were the ones who fought in phalanxes. In the movie, the Persians lost to the Spartans!"
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Theres a kid in my english class named Bailey and my engish teacher called him Bae. Yeh
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Anyone who says something along the lines of "destiny is a masterpiece of a game, best game I've ever played"
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Edited by JawaNathan: 11/19/2014 1:05:37 AMSomeone i used to care about lied about everything that she was. And when i confronted her, she said she wants to be my friend...after the fact she put me down to the ground when i needed her most, and she thinks its ok to be my friend!? Stupidity...
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Cod is better than halo
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The kid in math who asked the teacher "if I have a different then you is it wrong" when we were grading tests
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When I was a reef attendant at the Aquarium. People would ask me all the time "Do you work here?" I wore a stupid blue shirt that said Aquarium on and it was tucked in. Also i had keys on my belt at all times. Course I wantes to say "No I don't work here, I just like dressing up as a worker and get wet all day." -blam!-ing dumbasses
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I have to ask, why inside a van? Erm was Pedo Bear there too?
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Teacher pronounces Hiroshima as "hurro-shima" rather than "hero-sheema" in 4th grade Teacher pronounces Hiroshima as "hurro-shima" rather than "hero-sheema" in 6th grade Teacher pronounces Hiroshima as "hurro-shima" rather than "hero-sheema" in 7th grade Teacher pronounces Hiroshima as "hurro-shima" rather than "hero-sheema" in 9th grade
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"What's the difference between mayonnaise and mayo?"
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"What's the difference between mayonnaise and mayo?"
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Some guy said who dug the Underground Railroad
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I once had somebody bring a bomb to my school and say "We're gonna have a blast, today!"