Dumbest thing that has been said to me
Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was).
The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!"
We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.
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"Can you speak Mexican?"-Asian guy at school
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When we were taking test, we had to fill out our race. A kid asked why American is not a race.
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Edited by ExtremistFlyer7: 11/20/2014 12:15:39 AMCall of Duty has a better story than Halo America means United The Capital of Antarctica is the [i]North [/i]Pole(If she had at the very least said South Pole...) Moral Issues teacher:KILLING IS WRONG IN EVERY WAY. Me:What about when God sent the Jews to reclaim the Holy land they waged war and Killed everyone that was there. Moral Issues teacher:No,that was fine. It was Gods will. Mother:Humans were not meant to eat meat.
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"Indians aren't Asian, they're Indian. Cuz they're in India!"
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Booty is better than rack.
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People consistently believing Africa is a country -_-
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Ex gf walks in , " what you watching ?" , me " a film " , her " what film " , me " time machine " her " what's it about ...... "
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A coworker at Kroger (it's a grocery store for those who don't have krogers) asked me whose face is on the one dollar bill. She was a cashier...
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This happened recently. I got sniped off my Tumbler! My other friend goes Sorry you just got wrecked.
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My buddy's wife: "frogs aren't animals".
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A female classmate in high school once said to me, "Why is it called 'balls' if guys only have one?"
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"Buy a PS4" Silly kid, I don't fuel America's end.
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"I'm not racist, I just say it how it is." Ex-girlfriend.. Ex....
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They blame Obama for their problems. They support Snowden.
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I was home alone when I sneezed and I said out loud excuse me. I don't know who I was talking to.
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The game begins at 20.
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"Too much water" -IGN
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poop is just your brain recycling it self
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Friend: My lvl in destiny is 35. Me: How did you get to that lvl? Friend: I just hoped on here and there. Me: How do you get to lvl 30? Friend: You just play the game. Lvl 35 hahaha
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One time at work my coworker and I were reading paper work for our incoming truck. As we're reading this my other coworker comes up and says "You guys look like two monkeys trying to -blam!- a football." It was the stupidest thing anyone has said to me.
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Well, somebody told me to kill myself once. Why the actual hell would I do that?
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That japanese, chinese, and korean people are not asian.
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It wasn't to me, but i overheard it Person 1 "what is the closest star to earth" Person 2 "....I don't know" Person 1 "the sun!" Person 2 "the sun is a star!"
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My little brother was complaining at me because I was updating a game on my xbox and he told me to turn off the screen because having the screen on takes up internet.
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So I'm in class doing some shitty crossword puzzle because our teacher made us do it, and it's about France. So, I'm sitting, minding my own business and the girl sitting across from me (I was working on the crossword with her) says, "I've got it! I finished!" and I said, "What was the last word you needed?" and she said, "I forgot the name of the capital of France. It's Pizza! I mean, there's five boxes, right?"
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..Me trying to make good jokes. :c