Me, it was in middle school, and all the girls were called down for an assembly. After asking around afterwards, turns out this one girl had her period in the bathroom, so there was a ton of blood on the floor. Then, the girl smeared the blood all over the wall. The thought of it is disgusting.
You, flood?
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-Be me -On wrestling team -Matched up against Mexican -I perform a takedown -He hits floor -Him: Urggggghhhh! -I get on top of him no homo and hold him down -Tries to pin -Pins -Him: URGH! -His stomach gurgles -Shits his singlet -Smells terrible -Ref blows whistle to pause match -He keeps wrestling -Shit seeps from his singlet and smear on my -blam!-ing leg -He's disqualified -I have the shittiest victory ever