These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!"
The other replies "Fück yeah I will!"
The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?"
The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly
The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy.
He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!"
The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!"
The first kid is furious and his dick explodes.
A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled.
Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.
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Most WTF post I've seen. Ever. Of all time.
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I try
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That story hit the feels
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I had hoped it hit you hard enough to post elsewhere
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Nah, it's cool where it is
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Nah its not. There is reason you are getting so much hate
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Well you see [spoiler] this is my thread idgaf[/spoiler]
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Well when you get banned you will
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You post the same story to alot of threads. [spoiler] go hide in a hole[/spoiler]
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Yeah. A lot of shit threads. Thats the point. Shit like this thread
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#America, where pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance.
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Yup. Offtopic is good. Destiny related topics are a no go bby
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I bet you beat you're dick on 4chan
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U wot m8? You cant accept that you are wrong and automatically become hostile? No way
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13 replies in and still no signs of intelligence
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Says the kid who cant read. Ha
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These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.
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Good job m8. Copypasta
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Research shows that 100% of copypasta is in fact.... copied
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I have reached my limit for stupid people for this thread.
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Finally you get that you aren't wanted
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Says the Desticle
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I thought you were leaving, guess not. I should start posting more threads.
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Desticular cancer is no joke.
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Testicular torsion is way worse.