There is a cortana easter egg if you go in without a death on hard using just abilities, a sparrow, and constant verbal abuse against the templar. After chewing out the first boss, you take the spirit bloom path with one team and have to race to the bottom before the other team spins 7 times reciting if robots dream of electric sheep and fall down and dies on the second run while 2 Warlocks wear Manifold Seeker helmets that look like Master Chief.
Go to the broken time gate and have your party leader go to the start menu and have everyone push him off the ledge before you dance around his orb IN SYNCH. The body of another Guardian will have been unlocked (7 guardians) and you will hear the stranger speaking over the radio ending in "Call me when you need me." (Reference to Halo 3's ending)
The cut scene of the reef should be available again as you enter it. If done correctly and you you yelled clearly enough for the voice recognition, you will have unlocked the Queen's "Nude Raider" skin where her skin glows in patterns in scant clad armors. You will then get a trophy that says "Finish the Fight" and the credits will alter slightly for the next Marvel movie where Qui-Gon Jin comes back to congratulate you on meeting the requirements to unlock the real storyline, and that you are actually Commander Shepherd after the last iteration of Reapers due to their make up breaking down to a Nano scale, confirming the Darkness' identity.
You will then have to wait for the official dlc while you look through a special in game deck of grimoire cards to read that youare actually going to go through time through the different ages only to die where you were revived. You have found out that everything you had hoped for was just a means to keep the darkness lost in a time loop created by you and the Vex. You are the prime Vex machination and you played right into their program. They wrote your fate. They called you to your Destiny.
[spoiler]I give you a hamburger[/spoiler]
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OMG this seems more interesting then the actual game!
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Chests
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Give this man a medal
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Bazinga!
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cool story, bro. tell it again. you're so creative.
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This actually worked for us, thank you so much for the guide!!!
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Better than destiny's story.
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i must say this was amazing and made me laugh my ass off
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........ are you God?....Buddha?....Allah?.....Oprah?
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[spoiler] THERE IS NO OPRAH ONLY DARKNESS [/spoiler]
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Reading this report made me think back to an old 'Dub War' song in my youth. "CRACK! Don't smoke CRACK! It's gonna make yaaa WHACK! From ya smokin' cra-hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! Hooha! Hoohahoohack!" So yeah. an important lesson.
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Still a better story than Twilight...............and Destiny.
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Me and some buddies just attempted all of these "new chests". We no-wiped the raid on normal and killed the templar without him teleporting. We didnt grab the spirit bloom chest and all of us went through the secret path near the first chest. We kept the door at Atheon open and killed the Gatekeeper, then checked for the chest at the teleporter, there was none. We also made it through the gorgon maze without being spotted and went to the secret cave in the parkour part. None of new chests worked except for the already found 5th chest so dont worry about trying them. Keep hunting!
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Must have nude raider.
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I think you may be on to something...
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Edited by Xyrin Arcaiin: 10/25/2014 10:47:47 PMWait. So The Vex and the Guardians are holding off the darkness? And on a more serious note, ARE GUARDIANS JUST THE ULTAMITE VEX MIND!?! Lol. (Is this a real thing or are you trolling us?)
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"So evil, it despises other evils.""
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Makes sense now. But about guardians being a vex freaking mind?
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Why do exos exist outside the light?
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I just want the mystery exo's number ... dammmmn she has a fine ass
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I dunno. They're machines?
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Exos can also be guardians. Yet they also exist without light as shown by the Stranger. If Exos are self aware machinations, then what keeps them from unshackled control of other machines? The warminds, they are rogue AI. The vex can be everywhere all the time, and removing such a threat like the darkness would involve some time-lord science to lock them in a time loop. (See: Chrono Cross; The Frozen Sea 1999) To put it simply, Guardians are being used. We're just tools to the all powerful machinations of the Vex minds, playing their games, killing their enemies, all in our romanticized save-the-universe delusions. The Hive have broken the Beckenstein limit, more data than the observable universe can contain. Does this mean they know of a "beyond"? Perhaps a multiple words scenario? Are "The Nine" the dark being hunted into extinction as a reverse consequence of our world? Shit's about to get hairy.
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damn at this rate destiny will actually have a story to tell.
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Edited by Xyrin Arcaiin: 10/27/2014 11:45:15 PMUuuuuuuhhh. Can you walk me through that about 50,000,000 times cause I don't understand.