Clouds cover the sun outside and when it gets slightly darker, u think a random event is about to start.
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#Destiny
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You start carrying a flashlight to increase your light level. You suddenly think yellow shirts are epic armor. You ask your friend if he would mind if you borrow his pike, then when he doesn't get it you tell him you don't have time to explain why you don't have time to explain. And when he demands an explanation anyway, you say i could tell you...
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A cloud passes over head, momentarily shading your neighborhood, and the first thing you think is... PUBLIC EVENT!
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You change tgif to tgix
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I've had this time when my friend said he's dating a 24 year old and I said "He's dating a level 24" instafacepalm
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You greet your friends with only the four emotes..
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Edited by Redmoon1991: 1/1/2015 11:18:58 PMWhen your friend pisses off his GF and you say we've woken the hive. Then when she doesn't get the joke tell her you don't have time to explain why you don't have time to explain.
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You get pissed off at your spouse for putting too much cheese on you sammich
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..when your home made armamentarium doesn't fit anymore.
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I tried to get my sparrow in gta
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You know when your on the forums too much and recognize a repeat post
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OMG HAHAHAHA IM THE THE ONLY ONE XD
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Edited by TwilightDragon: 10/23/2014 1:42:25 AMYou know you play too much destiny when.. You tape rocks to your shirt because you "needed relic iron to level up your robes". You go to mechanic and ask if he sells drives to make your car faster, and offer to buy it in strange coins. You complain about footballers using "shoulder charge". You try to join the SWAT because you heard they do raids. You drive around town on Friday looking for Xûr You go to a car dealership and ask to see the rare sparrows. You call revolvers "hand cannons" You wear a blanket as a hunter cloak. You pick flowers and tell them its spirit bloom. You push your boss out the window at work because "you wanted the vex mythoclast" You try to pay for things in real life with 'glimmer' You tell people you cant hang out with them because "your fireteam is full" I'll try to think of some more.
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Edited by LatchedRacer90: 10/22/2014 11:13:34 PMwhen you make threads like this and people respond to these threads because they are at work and wishing they could be at home playing Destiny
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Edited by Kixxterr: 1/3/2015 9:31:54 PMWhen you eat breakfast at 2:00
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You spend extra time with your woman for extra time in the game
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When you talk your friend into buying and playing destiny, but ignore them online cuz there to low level!
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When you look at the moon at night and say "imma get you, you stupid hive." Or "it came from the moon."
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Edited by MatrixasISeeFit: 11/18/2014 9:14:04 PMWhen you have your girlfriend log-on for you to buy stuff from Xur when you are out of town.
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...YOU'VE WOKEN THE WIFE!!!
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When you try to push your girlfriend off the side of the bed with imaginary sun grenades so she can make you a sandwich.
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...when you set your alarm to wake up every 3 hours to check if the gunsmith is selling blue fusion rifles. Damn you Pocket Infinity!
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idk if anyone said this but when u begin to think the real reason we never went back to the moon is cause last time " we've awoken the hive"
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When you score A on a test and the teacher praises the kid who got a D
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When you buy clothes and you ask "how much light does this have"
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When you encounter something tough in life and you ask " is there any way we can cheese this "
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You try double jump up the stairs