Atheons log: 0500 I have been told guardians have breached my fortress. I will send out my minions of darkness led by my templar to investigate. 0600 My minions have been destroyed and somehow my templar just fell of a lodge. What kind of boob does that. 0630 I have heard of treasure being looted. My gorgons assure me that no one will pass. They see and hear all. Even if they do, they will fall in the teleportation chamber. 0700 So my gorgons swear they saw and heard nothing yet I have reports of guardians jumping jumping the teleportation pillar chasm. Are these guys wearing rocket packs?? 0800 They have taken down my gatelord. I will have to handle this myself. 0805 I prepared for an epic battle. One of the guardians got right up in my face. I followed his hiding ass around a pillar and all i remember is purple and i fell. They have taken my most treasured weapon the vex but little do they know i reconfigured it making it useless. Jokes on them