1950 hours: Arrived back on Earth after passing out on Venus. I was happy to be back in a familiar place, even if I do get shot at and t-bagged on a daily basis. The one thing I didn't miss was the captain, he chewed me out so hard for leaving Earth that I was actually praying for that hunter to slice me open. In the midst of getting verbally abused, the sky darkened and a notification popped up in the sky. "Public event inbound," eliminate extraction crews it said. "What is going on captain?" "It seems that our reinforcements are here." said the captain. "Why does it say to defeat them?" I was about to finish that sentence when a pulse grenade landed by my feet. Unable to react, I desperately shot my shock pistol at nothing for a few seconds and was sent flying from the explosion. As I recovered, I looked up and saw a multitude of guardians slaying our reinforcements. That pesky hunter was here again- slicing open my fellow brothers at lightning speed. The captain, being the dutiful Fallen he is, charged at the hunter- only to be flattened by a nova bomb from the level 30 voidwalker. "We're doomed" I thought as I witnessed my species get annihilated by 3 guardians. Then I got ran over by a sparrow.
[spoiler]to be continued...[/spoiler]
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Laugh hardest at the end: "Then I got run over by a sparrow."
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Me too!! I love running them over!!!