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10/17/2014 6:01:34 AM
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LUL. The hive are my favourite. I told my girlfriend that they "have personality, that's why I like them the most." She played the first mission where you meet the hive in the dark on the way to skywatch. Just before she entered that area I said "hey pull out your shotgun." "Why?" She asks innocently. "because you'll need it to fight my favourite alien enemy," I responded, (knowing her level of skill with aiming) She looked slightly concerned, but switched weapons and walked slowly into the pitch black warehouse-looking-room. She got bumrushed by the thrall, freaked out, shot the ceiling a few times and died. Then she put the controller down on the bed and hit me as hard as she could in the shoulder. Like, I mean, I even asked her if her hand was ok. She glared at me. "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY HAD PERSONALITY!!!" "Well, they certainly do." "Oh my god Aaron! I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THEY SAID FUNNY THINGS LIKE IN BORDERLANDS!!!" That was it. I lost my shit.
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