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Edited by Cpt Starflare:
10/10/2014 11:01:01 AM
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My mom is a desticle
I was playing frisbee with my mom when I threw the disc a little too far and it landed in the neighbours yard. I was going to go over there too get it when my mom dashed through a hole under the fence and came back with a copy of destiny. She put it down rolled over and said "wat class you gon pleh betch?"
She grounded me for destroying the playstation over this. T.T
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1 Replyand she lieks mai testicles
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1 Replybut for real wat class you gon pleh betch
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7 RepliesGround her.
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I'll take her out to the woods.
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So my Mistress was asking if her son would enjoy Destiny or not. And I said, "Fuk video games, he should play more sports. Atleast Ultimate Frisbee for fuqs sake". End quote
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...Such illogical nonsense. I mean, it's only a videogame. If you have such dislikes over a mere videogame, please take a few seconds for the Promethean Knight to stab you through the screen. If that doesn't work, then just ignore Destiny. It's as easy as not having marmite toast.
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5 RepliesShe must be purged!! *hands sacrificial knife* For the cause.
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Kill her.
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5 RepliesI totally didn't make another one of these 3 minutes ago
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3 RepliesWut a desticle?
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1 ReplyEdited by LEGENDARYBardock: 10/10/2014 4:13:51 PM*Hands loaded gun You know what to do
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2 RepliesThat makes you desticle spawn.
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o nooooes
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You looossseee!
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6 RepliesIs your mom a dog? Which would make her an actual bitch. Lol.
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6 RepliesNuuuu
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2 RepliesI would have grounded you too...the Playstation didn't do anything wrong
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3 RepliesThis should be a Disney style animated film. It'd be an instant classic.
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1 ReplyNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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3 RepliesOi that's 99% mine
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top kek
