[Years before the Archon Priest was captured. In the home of his parents of Winter. Young Aksor receives a visit from a friend of his fallen Fallen Father. And a very special gift.]
Fallen Captain Ku'ouuns: The way your dad looked at it, this Massive QUAD-SHOTGUN was your birthright. He'd be damned if any HUMEs gonna put their greasy light-loving hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his a$$. Many years, he wore this shotgun up his a$$. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the shotgun. I hid this giant uncomfortable piece of metal up my a$$ for years! Then, after a few years, I was freed by my clan. And now, young Archon, I give this shotgun to you. Wash it thoroughly. And if you are ever captured by the FILTHY Guardians?.........You know what to do.[spoiler] Points to the first person to guess the origin of this story![/spoiler]
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