Anyone else constantly get brown poop shuttles?
Edit: Thank you everyone for making me crack up reading these... get ready for it.. "crappy" one liners lol
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I giggled when the jumpship "Rope To Heaven" was poop brown.
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I thought I was the only one! All my RARE ships are this ugly brown. Ugh.
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Oh yeah. I have five now, all poopy brown but one white and blue one. I'm tired of being Captain Shitstain. Give us some ship shaders already.
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Team Brown fo' Lyfe
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Orbital re-entry has taken leaps and bounds to being environmentally friendly and biodegradable. Each plate is carefully rubbed down with human feces by a master crapsman. As for internals, that's the field in which the Exos shine, and the Awoken handle all Light-based elements of the ship.
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You'd think if there was like a "default" ship color it would be the color most people picture when they think of a space ship.. white/grey. I guess that would make too much sense, so let's all fly around in our shitps.
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hey Outrageous Fortune is blue and white
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I just got a new brown ship that is rare...
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Mine is a banana boat!
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Mines poop purple 'chasing infinity'
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One of the programmers used to be a proctologist. The hard part is figuring out which are sinkers and which are floaters.
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Don't mind the colors so much but right now I have the bug where I can't even see my ship!
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This is a valid question
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Ever want a ship that's wider than it is long? Try picking mine up. Despite the preview, it's pure brown ingame.
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Look what do you think happens when they go into hyperdrive. Exactly.
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Edited by ByTheCreed7: 10/1/2014 3:07:41 PMYour ship looks like poop? Mine FLIES like one. I have to kick mine three times to get it started, sometimes my warp drive doesn't work, so I'm floating through space like a turd in a toilet, there's a spring poking out the seat, constantly stabbing my a**, I can't fart when I'm in my ship because there's no way to vent the gas out, dinklebot spilled a bottle of premium vex space glue on the floor of the cockpit, so everytime I'm walking through, my boots stick to the ground. Oh and my ship is poop brown... EDIT: I finally got my warp drive fixed. Turns out there was a jelly donut, a FRICKIN' JELLY DONUT, lodged in one of the valves. I'm gonna take the shipwright out for a "Cosmodrome Patrol" so we can "chat."
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I just want a black freaking ship. Why is it sooooooooooooo hard to find a black ship. I dont care if it is rare common, dont care. JUST BLACK! for the love of god, I have almost 7 days logged play time. Give me a black ship already!
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Glittery poop brown. So true. I ended up buying a common one just because it wasn't the colour of diarrhoea.
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And there I was thinking I've been lucky, no poo brown at all... Until today - Laughing Behind Your Back that looks more it was Laughing Under My Shoe. God dammit.
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Mines purple you jelly?
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I assumed it was cause they were gonna implement ship shaders or another form of color you could change on your ship. If you you remove your character shader, all armor you past about lvl 15 has little to no color other than neutrals so that was my best guess. But with game being released basically cut and unfinished, they neglected to do so.
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Mines white yay white ship .-. Can't even do a damn thing with it other then stare at it yay staring so fun
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Steaming pile of ship!
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My legendry ship aint.
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Because the game is -wait for it-......... SHITTY!!! Ah aha hahah ah ahahahahahahahahahahshahahahah!! [spoiler]but in reality, I love the game[/spoiler]
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Need to save other colors to sell us later