Recently I've been taking on the duty of being a "farming" police officer. I go to various servers, head over to the crashed hive ship, and warn people to cease their exploitation. When they refuse to cease their exploits, I go in front of the cave and sit down. Then I get on the computer and browse the internet while making sure to move my character every minute. After much stabbing and angry shooting, people will usually join me or leave. It is not uncommon for me to get nasty messages. Well today, I was invited to a game by a child who sounded no older than 6 or 7.
As soon as I joined his party, I was accused of being Jewish as well as being fond of men. This child also claimed to have had sexual relations with my mother, and then called me a bundle of sticks. Though, those were not the phrases and Safe-for-work terminology he used. I told him very calmly, that he was using an exploit in the game, and that exploits are a bannable offense. NOTE: I WAS NOT TRYING TO IMPERSONATE A BUNGIE EMPLOYEE OR SONY REPRESENTATIVE, I was simply stating the facts. People can be banned for utilizing exploits. Well, the child wouldn't have any of it. He started screaming and calling me a Richard sucking bundle of sticks who likes to take Richards up the donkey.
Fortunately, his mother was nearby and heard his language. "James! GET OFF THAT GAME NOW!!!" she shouted. I heard the microphone being taken away followed by a smacking sound, followed by squealing. If I hadn't know better, I would have thought she'd slaughtered a pig. She put on the microphone and apologized for the behavior of her son. She sounded rather young, probably younger than me. I asked her if Destiny was her game. She said it's her husband's game but that they let their child play sometimes. Well, I let her know that her child, James, was utilizing an exploit to gain advantages he should not have. In other words, he was cheating. I explained that he was farming at a certain cave where enemies spawn.
She asked him if this was true, then he started screaming at her. *SMACK* followed by another piglet shriek. She got back on and said "Well, he's not going to be playing this anymore anyway. Cheating or not, we don't allow that kind of language in this house. I'm sorry you had to hear that. James will be grounded for several weeks." I wished her well and let her go give James the justice he deserves.
EDIT: The mother just sent me a friend request. Apparently she wants to know if I want to do a raid on the weekend. Well, this is an interesting turn of events.
Edit: I am now friends with "LSpaceDandy". Let's hope James doesn't play again. His brother is pretty cool though, I played with him for a bit.
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We miss you long face.
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Keep it up!
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Ah, a priceless relic from the not-so-golden age.
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Necrobump
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Edited by jmacELITE2305: 10/27/2015 5:48:56 AMRemember this
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Good story. Glad you can entertain with your wild tales. Realize though if this was true. You would be a griefer. Bungie dictates how people play and the rules and enforces them. They give us tools in the way of report people. You went out of your way to disrupt and cause confrontation and harass someone for playing in a way you didn't like. That's called griefing. That's against bungie and consoles manufactured online rules. Considering bungie knows of loot caves and only ever patches them when they feel like it, which indicates they don't see them to be that big of a problem. So again, considering if this story is true, you're the douche for inhibiting someone else's gameplay.
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Ever see that cartoon show recess? Remember that snitch ass lame, Randall?
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Edited by Anguis Rex: 10/27/2015 5:47:40 AMWhile he did learn a lesson in the end, it felt a bit overblown to ruin the loot cave that's been proven to be ineffective for others. But hey it's old, so whatever.
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Oh how the tables turned...
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[quote]This child also claimed to have had sexual relations with my mother, [quote]and then called me a bundle of sticks[/quote].[/quote] hahahahahaha priceless
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Long face I miss you :'( rip
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Haha i raid w/ ur mom
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Gr8 b8 OP, I can see the salty rain.
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This is the necro[ist] necro bump I've ever seen
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Edited by serendipity127: 10/27/2015 5:25:12 AMOk 3 things... 1. I see no problem with using a loot cave or farm exploit so I think you're kind of a donkey for trying to block people and 2. That kid was way to young to he talking like that so I'm glad he got in trouble but 3. There's really no need for you to be provoking people, and I'm not entirely convinced this story is true.
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RIP longface
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Edited by TheLastRib: 10/27/2015 5:29:36 AMThe necro is strong with this post
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Well done
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U sir r a dik !
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Why did long face's account lose access again?
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Gg necro
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such a dick move! play the game or play your computer! you can get banned for negatively changing someone elses experience in the game for the worse!
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Don't you love when stuff like this happens