"I have a better question; do you think that god can kill me?"
That's one way I wish that conversation could have gone. Those who have played through the campaign know the conversation I am talking about. The protagonist responds to his/her ghost's question by answering "I don't think I have a choice." This is, in my opinion, one of the lamest comebacks s/he could have said.
So, I ask to you, what [i]should[/i] the guardian have responded with instead of the lame crap s/he actually said?
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#Destiny
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"Do you think a god can kill a badass?"
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If that was me in-game I would of said the following comebacks, depending on my mood. [b]- "What's your name little girl, what's your name.." - "TOM CRUISE SAYS YOU ARE A LIE" - "Science BITCH" - "The device you found was a Forerunner weapon. The commander of that ship wants it back. " - "RUN, BITCH! HE GONNA KIIILLLLL YOU!" - "Listen, Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and you're gonna make lots of babies, and you're gonna watch them grow. You're gonna die an old... an old lady warm in her bed, not here, not this night. Not like this, do you understand me?" - "ADRIANNNNN" - "Incredible glide, Spyro. I thought I'd be stuck in here forever with those ugly vultures standing on my head. Those birds might look tough but they are pretty tasty, flamed in oil, a bit of salt..." - "Ain't nobody got time for that!"[/b]
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Ghost: "So you think you can kill a god?" Guardian: "No but I can make it disappear by breaking it's pretty statues which will come at me one by one, when they can easily kill me if all three of them attack me at once."
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Anything by Rainier Wolfcastle
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"Fudge this noise, I'm going to Chipotle!" *throws gun down on the floor*
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"This garden needs some weeding done," *pulls out hedge clippers and jumps down into the battle*
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"Yes he deserved to die, and I hope he burns in hell!"
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Edited by EvilWaterman: 9/21/2014 5:30:02 PMMore than often I find that video game scripts have the traits of the, and please don't take this as me being nasty, geeky type of guys that create the game. Now, I am somewhat of a geek in regards to gaming so I'm generally not trying to be an arse. One example I can think of is SKYRIM, you're this epic hero who is here to fight off evil yet some of the responses you get to choose from when speaking to npc's is diabolical and sounds like something a teenager would say to their mum when asked to tidy their room!
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"a garden is beautiful, but there's snakes in the grass.. Let's finish this so we can start our lives again."
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"You got a purty mouth!" And then proceed to smash face with banjo.
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"You're right, lets go home and play destiny instead".
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"Ah, that's it, complete platonic reversal"
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"Spaghetti. Out of my anus."
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"JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?"
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Perhaps the god shouldn't kill itself by powering up some random statues. Worst boss ever.
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if a god uses its power to bring back three statues and one dies then everyone of them is weaker then the other one COMMON SENSE
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"If it bleeds we can kill it." #missedpredatorreference
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"I don't think I have a choice." To me sounds like an answer to the situation as a whole. The guardian has been woken from the dead, thrown into a war and has been given very little info or even a chance to come to terms with any of it. When the guardian says they don't have a choice they really mean they don't have one. Guardians don't have that luxury they live only to fight and die for the traveler. Warriors of the light nothing more nothing less.
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"After all the things I've seen, this won't take long"
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How can somthing that does not exist kill or be killed?
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dat battle music doe (•~•)
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Ghost: "So, think you can kill a god?" Me: "There is no God" Lol I'm Christian but it sounded awesome when I was watching an anime
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Seriously, what the hell was that thing supposed to be anyway? The whole game was leading up to [b]that?[/b] Nothing in the storyline even explains what it really was other than the "Black Gardens Heart" some random ass monstrosity that is all of a sudden the main antagonist. Not to mention it was just pathetic as a final boss. But anyway, if I had to change the dialogue, I'd just make the Guardian mute, to prevent any more cringe-worthy lines.
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[quote]"I have a better question; do you think that god can kill me?" That's one way I wish that conversation could have gone. Those who have played through the campaign know the conversation I am talking about. The protagonist responds to his/her ghost's question by answering "I don't think I have a choice." This is, in my opinion, one of the lamest comebacks s/he could have said. So, I ask to you, what [i]should[/i] the guardian have responded with instead of the lame crap s/he actually said?[/quote]"Think you can kill a god?" Not alone... *Queue Dynamic Matchmaking for that specific boss as Guardians team up to kill a god* Now THAT would've been amazing
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"The DLC better have better crap than this."
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Peter Dinklage: "So, think you can kill a god?" Me: "Nope, but I sure can kill the statues it's bringing back to life." So wait, is the vex the heart of the darkness? But if the fallen, hive, and cabal are also the darkness then why do they fight each other. I guess when you shoot first, you'll just end up asking more questions later. Btw I realize that we never shot a bullet at the puddy looking thing that was the actual heart. We just all killed statues brought to life.