Don't forget about Xyor, the "unwed." Xyor's wife is going through a very emotional part of her life and she has gotten worse, realizing that no on had mentioned her beloved Wizard husband.
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Don't worry about Xyor. After I'm done, she won't need a husband. heh heh heh... yeah baby, I can burn your wicked garden down...
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Wait Wizard husband? I thought wizards were chicks! Does that mean...
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If they were female, they would have been called witches.
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Edited by THEANNOINTED7: 9/20/2014 12:47:30 PMActually no, in seriousness, according to the grimoire all wizards are females. Why not call them witches? Because then the moment you're told a wizard is present for the first time wouldn't be as wonderfully "What the -blam!-?!" as it is. Come on. Space witches aren't as fun as space wizards. ;)