So, this is the baby. After 9 long months, she's out. Her name is Isabeau Eleanor Walker. She likes to growl at people and stick her tongue on things. She weighed around 7lbs and is around 19" long. She came around 11:30am this morning. What's brutal is that I was only in labor for like two hours and had to go all natural because the anesthesiologist never arrived. I'm a -blam!-ing pro at this baby shit. Here are more pictures if you're all so inclined to look at them: http://imgur.com/gallery/5LoBy
Hooray!
EDIT: You guys have been asking some questions. Let me clarify. The baby is going out for adoption so no, I'm not going to be on diaper duty. It will be an open adoption as well so I'll still be in her life. The adopting couple are very nice and they've been good to me. I can't think of anyone more deserving. The father has not been present for the last parts of the pregnancy. We had a bit of a falling out and separated. He has been invited to come see her, but has not shown up yet. He's a bit scared and nervous. You can't blame him, this shit is cray.
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Dedicated Floodian right here. Even after she gives birth she is still here.
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[quote]WrwiJew[/quote] Kek
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Will it blend [spoiler]in with society? [/spoiler]
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Video of you making it or not real.
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Beautiful experience. After 10 hours of labor, I ended up getting an epidural even though that wasn't the plan. Good thing because I was in labor for a full 22 hours. I want another one now that mine is no longer a baby and I'm soon to be 30. However, I came this far with just the one. Do I really want to do that all over again???? /realtalk
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Do it for the baby
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Baby bump
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Re congratulations on yo baby birthin' station If a squishy was ever sqooshed, I bet dat baby happy it outta yo tush. Do be merry and jolly You ain't here baby holly You made a choice and it stays for days [spoiler]or a lifetime[/spoiler] But bby that's just how the twelve sided dice lays. [spoiler]to ottolidZ bby 20 year frm now, som tym lif suk, som tym lif suk hrd, but bby u gotta be strnk. W/ Lve n Adration, random person u biological mom don't knw. K thnx bye [/spoiler]
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Necro ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Bump
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Inb4lonepaul [spoiler]I'm sorry I had to. [/spoiler]
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That bby came from the moon... [spoiler] if you know what I mean[/spoiler]
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Edited by Predator5791: 9/19/2014 1:42:35 AMI shall call him, squishy; and he shall be mine!
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Wait why are you putting her up for adoption? [0-0]
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I....expected a hybrid.
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You made this?
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[quote]around 19" long[/quote] Like something else of mine. [spoiler]if u kno wat eye meen[/spoiler]
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I honestly just realized what your name meant. I feel dumb. Anyways, really cute kid
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Now go drink and do drugs till you puke just because you can. Gratz Ott!!
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i hope the kid goes to the highest [i]bibber[/i]
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I want to pet it
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Edited by Mr Kay: 9/23/2014 8:16:28 PMO bby
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Awww, she's adorable! Now if you'll excuse me, I must go punch a wall several times in order to regain my manliness.
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Ah, the spawn of otthild. In six months she'll be making gifs, eating nuggets and beating up people with sticks. Congrats.
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*RESISTS MAKING JOKES* NOT THE PLACE FOR BABY JOKES....