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Here's something for you: [quote]Yesterday I placed my shotgun on the front porch, gave it six shells, and noticing it had no legs, placed it in a wheelchair to help it get around. I left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the boy across the street picked up my yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near my house. After 10 hours, I checked on the shotgun. It was still sitting in the wheelchair. It had not rolled outside and It had not killed anyone in spite of many opportunities that had been presented. It had not even loaded itself. Can you imagine how surprised I was with all the hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people? Either the media is wrong and the killing is by people misusing guns or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. So now I'm off to check on my spoons, because I hear they make people fat. Donald K. Martin, Windsor Locks[/quote] Found it here: [url=http://example.com]http://articles.courant.com/2013-03-19/news/hcrs-13129hc--20130316_1_guns-people-front-porch[/url]
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I'm as dangerous as a fire in a nursing home
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Me too.
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Recently a woman's son was murdered and she sued the owner who sold him bullets lol
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Sharks kill people Even when I through then at people
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People kill people. We used to use clubs and rocks, then spears and slings, then swords and bows, then crossbows, then muskets and flintlock pistols, then modern firearms. Unless you find a way to ban all weapons ever created, people will find a way to kill people. Hell, even if you did that, they'd probably just use their bare hands or turn household objects into makeshift weapons.
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Only guns? There's so much more to explore!!!
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Edited by Gatsby: 9/18/2014 4:25:48 PMIndeed they don't but they make it very easy to kill. Someone with a knife can't kill 40 people as quick as a someone with a gun. Apprehending a shooter is also much harder than apprehending someone with a knife.
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People die from natural causes.
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Old people burning Old people burning Put your hands up!
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Actually it's that something the slug did that killed whoever is dying. The gun didn't fly through/into their body, the person pulling the trigger didn't either. They're dying from the effects of what an object, namely the slug, just happened to do.
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No controllers kill more people than any other weapons ;)
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well then
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I kill people with a gun that fires little baby guns, that then fire tiny foetus guns.
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On a completely unrelated note, has anybody seen my rapist glasses?
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Edited by Collii: 9/17/2014 12:08:33 PMGuns don't kill people... Bullets do. Come on guys that was pretty obvious. Dang it! Dire best me to it.
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Btw here's some math E=MC Vagina
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I use pillows *pumps pillow* *unloads fluffy goodness* Wait a sec...
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[b] [/b]
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Edited by Lucy: 9/17/2014 3:26:46 PM"The bullet does the killing, right?" "Your body isn't strong enough to withstand a bullet." "My body... kills me?" "Your body gives way to the bullet. You're letting the bullet damage you." "So by not being strong enough, I am letting the bullet push through my flesh?" "Yes. You're letting yourself get hurt." "But that's not what kills me, is it?" "The damaged organs can't function. You let your blood flow out of your body." "So it's still my fault that I died?" "You're letting yourself perish by not regenerating and/or withstanding the impacts."
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It's the blood loss that kills people.
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Edited by Batman: 9/17/2014 12:09:51 PM"Be warned, everything you see is a weapon that could be used to kill you." "Even that puppy?" "Especially puppies."
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Guns don't kill people! If anyone says that they do I will shoot them with a gun and they will (coincidentally) die
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Guns don't kill people. [spoiler]Bullets do. Ban bullets![/spoiler]