Bungie,
HI. My name is Amy, and I'm a Destinyaholic. I admit to my problem. A problem where I have spent MANY, many, many, painful hours, grinding away (and I don't mean all Miley Cyrus style grinding or whatever it is she does...she's an idiot), in hopes of acquiring awesome gear. Because obviously, good gear means you're successful in real life......
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Anywho....
I have yet to have much luck with gear. Little legendary engrams, which when I receive them, they decide to turn into things I cannot use. Which, is totally not cool. That's like going to car dealership, buying a Honda, and then it magically turning into a Kia. A FREAKING KIA.
GROSS.
But finally, at 6:00am EST, I had received the 13 Strange Coins I needed to get an upgraded piece of gear. SWEET SWEET VICTORY. I spent roughly five hours trying to retrieve these coins. From numerous sources I was told the vendor was leaving at 9:00am Pacific.
However when I checked for the vendor he had left.
DA HECK.
Does Bungie not consider Sunday's a weekend day? Does Xur work a full time shit job at Walmart and considers Sunday as a weekday instead? Is he resentful to the office workers who work Mon-Fri 8-5?
All I want, is that you ask Xur to not be a little turd noodle and stay at his location until he's supposed to leave. Then he can go creepishly greet those obese grumpy people in their scooters at Walmart.
I just don't understand. I like this game. I live a simple life with two cats and a boyfriend. They watch me tirelessly play strike after strike, and then watch me get screwed over by a weird hooded Resident Evil-like vendor who clearly doesn't comprehend that Sunday is included in a weekend.
When I am not happy, my cats are upset. When my cats are upset, they poop everywhere.
That poop is on your hands, Bungie. Remember that.
Sincerely,
Amy (AKA: Crazy cat lady)
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KIAs are better than Hondas btw