Ghost: "I'm so glad I found you, Guardian. You'll have many questions, but we have to get moving."
Guardian: "Ok, which way do we WAIT A SECOND! Why do I have huge furry ears?"
Ghost: "To improve your hearing."
Guardian: "Why do I have a huge snout?"
Ghost: "To improve your sense of smell."
Guardian: "aaaaaaaaand why do I have a huge furry bosom?"
Ghost: "Uhhhh.... natural armor. Oh no! Fallen are right over there! Run!"
Guardian: *pant pant* "I'm flopping all over here!"
Ghost: "That's right. Keep running!"
(glad people are entertained - let's do more)
Ghost: "I found a rifle. I hope you know how to use it. Whoops!"
*rifle falls over*
Guardian: "Did you just knock that over on purpose?"
Ghost: "Whaaaat? No, no, I was... scanning it to ensure it's structural integrity and for uh, any er, blockages! Yeah. You don't want to shoot a gun with a blocked barrel. Blowback & all.
Guardian: "Whatever, will it work?"
Ghost: "Will what work?"
Guardian: "The RIFLE."
Ghost: "Ah yes, yes. The rifle is sound. Structurally intact. Plump... eh, plump full
of ammo and raring for action."
Guardian: "Ok."
Ghost: "With that armor, you'll find it's just easier to bend over at the waist."
Guardian: "Like this?"
Ghost: "Y-y-yesssssss."
Guardian: "I can't - quite - get it."
Ghost: "Lift up your tail for a counterbalance."
Guardian: *lifts tail*
"Hey, that actually works. I got it."
Ghost: "Ahhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeessssss... You got it."
English
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Edited by TheDeranged0ne: 9/4/2014 9:26:55 AMGhost: "Oh! Look at that legendary armor over there. Why dont you grab it and toss it on." Guardian: "Ok. Anything to cover this cleavage. (Tosses armor on.) Are you fracking kidding me! Its a bikini! Ghost: "Shhhhhhh. Im enjoyi....... i mean there are enemies in the area, SILENCE!" Sidenote. So glad there wont be furries.
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made me laugh 10/10
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"That's right. Keep looking in the loot chest, the glimmer is in there somewhere."
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Good job with this.
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The first thing i would ask is not why i had furry ears...
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Dinklage is a furry hmm
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I thought it was agreed that he would be known as the imp. When did this change?
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Can't spell pimp without imp!
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Bravo...you can count the "Ha's" forever, they wont end O-o...
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I was reading the Ghost dialogue in Peter Dinklage voice. SO GOOD SO CRINGEWORTHY
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SO WAS I! FRACK!
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This is classic. Well done.
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Giggty Giggty alright