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Edited by FatherlyNick: 8/29/2014 1:32:03 PM
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Take 3 things with you to a remote island before WW3.

[b]Context:[/b] - The government has chosen to preserve you before the nuclear destruction of the world. - The island has an unlimited supply of drinking water - The island is only populated by non-venomous wildlife - There is a large supply of edible fruit and vegetables available - The weather on Island is +25 degrees Celsius during the day and +17 degrees Celsius during the night. It rains once a week. - Once you are there, no person can get to the Island. [b]Rules:[/b] - You can only take three things with you. - You may bring people (Each person can bring three things with them) - Maximum Island population at once: 15 people. - After you land on the Island, the whole world is destroyed by atom bombs and is full of deadly radiation levels for at least 3 years. - You get only one chance to decide what you take. If the government rejects your package, they will give you a default survival kit - [A life vest, a whistle and a protein bar] What do you take with you?

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  • 1. Me >takes Chuck Norris 2. Chuck Norris >takes everything I think I win

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    • Edited by Mechetti: 8/31/2014 2:38:53 PM
      Taking - [b][i][u]ABSOLUTELY NOTHING[/u][/i][/b] People Coming - Melanie Iglesias Kate Upton Eva Mendes Alyssa Miller Scarlett Johansson Barbara Palvin Taylor Swift Ariana Grande Adriana Lima Lauren Houldsworth Jessica Richens Charlotte Mckinney Jenna Renee Lisa Ramos What people are taking - [b][i][u]ABSOLUTELY NOTHING[/u][/i][/b]

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    • Edited by Chakas: 8/30/2014 5:39:33 AM
      To be honest, I would let the government choose who to put me on the island with. They would probably choose the most genetically superior individuals to reproduce with. I wouldn't mind having a designated mate. As long as she was mine and mine alone, and vice versa, I would be just fine with it. Who wouldn't want to be stranded on an island with someone you are literally supposed to [u]f[/u]uck the brains out of and make babies with. I would probably bring an ultra-durable tablet with thousands of books downloaded onto it, a solar charger for the said tablet, and my glasses. Hopefully the government would provide a means of transportation off the island for when the radiation dies out, survival materials so that the inhabitants may survive, and a stable government system to follow. One that wouldn't be vulnerable to mutiny of any kind.. If they didn't, what the hell kind of preserving of humanity were they trying to accomplish?

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      • I'd bring Zone-Tan. Then my chain would go like this, Zone brings Shadbase, Spazkid, and a blow torch. Shadbase would bring gasoline, matches and a bucket Spazkid would bring a shovel, rope, and a metal pole. I would bring (since you didn't say what we couldn't bring) a genie to grant me wishes And a gun with a full clip. So I Can kill all three of them I would then have the genie grant me 2 wishes: "After each day for 16 days, when I kill them they, are resurrected with full memory of who killed them" "I wish my pistol clip re filled after each day as well" Id kill all three of them every day for 16 days while they are fully aware of why I'm doing it. It would be cool.

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        • If it wasn't for that 15 person rule, I'd just take everyone on Earth, a nuke, and a sandwich. First person to touch the nuke gets sandwiched.

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        • What if someone chooses to bring WW3?

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        • Edited by Agent Space Wolf: 8/30/2014 1:59:06 PM
          Alright, Im cheating the system My first choice: [spoiler]A Person. Specifically, my best friend. He brings: - Blanket (Large, heated) - flashlight (with batteries in) - One of those epic battery chargers that work off of Solar Panels[/spoiler] Second Choice: [spoiler]Another person! Another friend o mine. He brings: - a Hunting knife. - a small Axe - some rope (30 ft of it)[/spoiler] Third choice: [spoiler]Lifetime supply of dr pepper[/spoiler] [spoiler]No for real, Another person! My future girlfriend, whoever that might be! She'd have Bow n arrows. (Arrows arent too difficult to make with afore mentioned supplies if that's all you do) A Phoenix trained to hunt. (You never said what we couldnt have) A shovel, also. [/spoiler] Yay I win

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        • I would bring three people. First Person: Anti Radiation Pills A .45 Caliber Pistol Ammunition for said pistol. Second Person: Nothing but Nuclear fallout Bunker supplies. Third Person: Same as the second.

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        • I'd bring 14 other friends and tell them what to bring. We'd work out who's bringing what :)

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        • Your mom

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          • Myself Axe Lighter Phone My Girlfriend Bow Arrows Machete Thinking...

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          • I assume things that fit in your pockets and clothing items aren't on the list because they're easy to take in? Or do I have to take up my entire list with a short sleeve/leg swimsuit, a Swiss Army knife and a pair of hiking boots?

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          • Me: 1. Several tents. 2. My guitar. 3. Odeya Rush. Odeya Rush: 1. A crate of blankets and tarps. 2. Duct tape. 3. My best friend. My best friend: 1. Several wood-chopping axes. 2. A solar powered radio-transmitter and receiver. 3. His girlfriend. His girlfriend: 1. Firestarter and matches. 2. Nails. 3. Someone with a medical degree. Someone with a medical degree: 1. Medical supplies. 2. A boat loaded with enough fuel to last for weeks. 3. His/Her spouse. His/her spouse: 1. Hunting equipment. 2. A crate of wire and other makeshift building materials. 3. Toothbrushes and toothpaste for everyone. We all reproduce, forming a community of survivors and using the supplies and materials to expand our community across the island. The boat is there in case anyone wants to scout out the wastes, see if there are actually super mutants or if the other parts of the world are livable. And this is assuming, of course, WW# happens far off in the future after my family has already lived full lives, otherwise I would have taken them.

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            • An FTL capable spacecraft

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            • 3 wishes

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            • Edited by afanoflafear: 8/30/2014 3:27:16 AM
              Me: * Attractive woman from my 9th grade maths class * iPhone * Iron rod Attractive Italian woman: * Xbox * Halo: Combat Evolved * Bulgarian MILF 6th grade teacher MILF teacher: * TV * Power generator

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              • * A magic lamp which spawns an unlimited supply of genies. * My PS4 * Internet access so I can play multiplayer with people on other islands

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              • Edited by TheNobleWolf: 8/29/2014 10:00:59 PM
                PEOPLE: Mother. Sister. Two Dogs (they're part of the family too). Best Friend. Her sister. Her Mother & Father. My Cousin. His Wife. His Dog. (I'd let my friend & cousin each pick two). THINGS ID BRING: My Bow (I can make the arrows). My Hunting Knife. 500ft of 550 cord. I'd let everyone else pick what they want to take. -ShadowWolf [spoiler]I can honestly say that 99% of the Bungie community wouldn't last a week if they hade to "rough it" in the wild.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Can I also take the things I carry with me all the time?[/spoiler]

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              • Edited by Upperclass Bum: 8/29/2014 9:30:00 PM
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                We were where werewolves were - old

                Gum Batteries Large rucksack

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              • -My dick -Tru -Ossku

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              • Edited by DE4THINC4RN4TE: 8/29/2014 5:05:22 PM
                1. A laptop that will last a long time that has Wikipedia downloaded onto it. (Look it up, Wikipedia doesn't actually take up much room. It's 9.85GB compressed, and 44GB uncompressed.) 2. A solar charger that will also last a long time. 3. A LOT of metal. (Scrap, sheet, small bits, I-beams, whatever.) I guess the other people can bring whatever they want. Maybe they'll bring penicillin or something. I figure with all the information from Wikipedia we'll be able to accelerate the rebuilding of the world substantially.

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              • Edited by BASED NOVICE: 8/29/2014 4:23:22 PM
                -Volm They'll give me anything I need. -Half sex slaves and half geniuses for the rest of the people I bring.

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              • >1 Me 1. A generator powered by compressed air. 2. An air compressor powered by compressed air (it exists) 3. My Wife >2 My wife 1. Sewing kit 2. Our son (not yet old enough to carry items). 3. Link (Legend of Zelda) Link (Legend of Zelda) >3 Link (Legend of Zelda) 1. Hero's bow 2. Quiver with 99 arrows 3. The Green Arrow >4 The Green Arrow 1. Quiver 26 arrows 2 & 3. The Boondock Saints >5&6 The Boondock Saints 1. Rope 2. A large rambo knife 3 & 4. 1 pistol (each) 5. 1 bottle booze 6. Zelda >7 Zelda 1. Sewing kit 2. fishing net. 3. Female soldier >8 Female Soldier 1. 1 Stainless steel drum 2. 1 Sniper Rifle 3. Samus Aran >9 Samus Aran 1. Nanosuit 2. Mothership Zeta 3. Master Chief >10 Master Chief 1. 1 crate of assorted unlimited ammo 2. 1 CE pistol 3. Laura Croft >11 Laura Croft 1. 1 bow 2. Quiver of arrows 3. Lightning (FFXIII) >12 Lightning 1. Sword 2. Chocobo 3. Cloud (FFVII) >13 Cloud 1. Buster Sword 2. Chocobo 3. Sora (Kingdom Hearts) >14 Sora 1. Gumi Ship 2. Moogle 3. Kairi (Kingdom Hearts) >15 Kairi 1. Moogle 2. Bag assorted synthesis materials 3. Raft

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                • My wishes: 1. A large house that has unlimited power and utilities and is fully stocked with furniture and accessories 2. Huge arsenal of guns with unlimited ammo 3. Hot chick that can cook Hot chick #1 wishes 1. Unlimited food that never expires 2. Unlimited entertainment (Xbox, television, sports/workout equipment, etc.) 3. Hot chick that can drive a yacht Hot chick #2 wishes 1. A yacht with unlimited gas 2. A harbor to store said yacht close to the house 3. A dog I think I'm set

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                • My gf My whole music producer's kit ( a backpack with a laptop, laptop charger, mic, portable midi keyboard, a Hardrive with a few terabytes on it, headphones, a few backups cables for headphones,my iPod) And there's no way I'm forgetting my guitar

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                  • Edited by Quantum: 8/30/2014 3:21:24 AM
                    Noone would know that i took all the stuff including them to the island (It would be weird), but they would know that the world is destroyed. Me : - Jennifer Lawrence - Fully loaded Toolbox - A high quality Army knife Jennifer Lawrence : - Arnold Schwarznegger - Solar powered Electricity Generator - Movement powered Electricity Generator Arnold Schwarznegger : - The Best Science and Medicine Professor (under 30, good looking, Female) - High quality BBG Grill - Gas Generator (Works somehow through the ground) Professor : - Bear Grylls - High quality Army Knife - A high quality Shovel Bear Grylls : - Megan Fox - Unlimited supplies of Condoms - A solar powered Refridgerator Megan Fox - The Best Construction Worker (Male) - Big Box full of Construction Supplies - Another big and full Toolbox The Worker : - That Blonde Chick from Transformers 4 - A Radar and Map of the Island - Big Lighter that can refill by the Gas Generator Blonde Chick : - Unlimited supplies of Chicken - Aid Kit with alot of supplies - Two pairs of clothes for everyone

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