Was at the barber shop in Brooklyn
Ignorant customer who came behind me said what is an arab (he pronounced it AYE-RAB... I am Lebanese so I am arab) doing in a black barbershop.
I said what do you expect... getting a haircut
He said don't get smart with me otherwise we'll do you like we do your family in terrorist land
I didn't say anything
He continues and starts talking more ignorant things while I ignore him
After he starts talking about my mom, I decide to scare the living shit out of this guy.
I pretend to call someone else.
I talk in Arabic so he doesn't understand
He keeps talking like is that terrorist language
And then I hang up and he said what were you talking about
I said you got a family
He said, yeah. why?
I say you might want to call them
He said why
I said because I must carry out Allah's message
and then I walk out like a boss and hear the person while I walk out frantic as shit.
Are u guys impressed with me awesome trolling skills
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#Offtopic
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Last week I trolled my coworkers and neighbors about our sewer system. First I setup what the Flood are, from Halo, and they went on to say they aren't real its just a game. And then I showed them a video of what was found in our local sewage system and compared it to those bubble containers from Halo that the Flood spawn that explode if you pop them and have those crawling spores in them. It looked almost just like like that thing. They were freaking out...and thats how you claim a water fountain to yourself. lol BTW its a growth like algea except it feeds on our sewage.
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THIS MOVIE SCENE IS PERFECT FOR THIS STORY
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U r 2 b worshipped
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Edited by Advertiser 7: 8/28/2014 1:38:38 AMLast week I trolled all of the Flood and a couple of the Ninjas. Get on my level, bitch.
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Hey Mo, Your sisters geting -blam!-! *hangs up*
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I admit, I am impressed with how you trolled him. I started laughing, hehe. Despite what other people say here, they have to realize that it is a joke and they have to get on with their lives. It's not like you made an attempt on his life.
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[quote] I am Lebanese so I am arab[/quote] No, you're Lebanese. Arabia doesn't exist anymore - thus no Arabs.
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So I just broke up with this girl and now she's crying...
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Lebanon ftw.
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I literally just laughed so hard I cried
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Update: he is now being held in Guantanamo indefinitely without trial. MERICA!
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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) No, not really. You essentially legitimized that man's beliefs and told him his family is in danger. Disappointed if anything. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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Your troll skillz are over 9000. Great job with that douchebag.
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Looks like the extent of your trolling skills is this story.
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GOOD FOR YOU
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9/11 well done.
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You trolled Elegiac?
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That's the best thing I've heard all day. So funny!
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im so ignorant i didnt even read what you said because it was too long ignorant troll
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i would've decked him the face but you did good too op :)
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trolling...trolling you
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My older brother is heading to Lebanon in a few days, he's going over with a relief organization to both help out and report on Syrian refuges. He says that the food there is crazy good, is this true?
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No actually not at all. That isn't something to play around with.
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honestly that was weak, you should have slapped him
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Edited by Banned n3rd: 8/29/2014 1:21:44 PM( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Good job on perpetuating the stereotype. You really showed him how wrong he was...