Guardians, today's your lucky day, whether you think it is or not. These alien bastards just issued us a challenge. How cute. A check, if you will. One that I'm damn sure their asses can't cash! You may be askin' yourself, "what are we going to do about that?" Even if you aren't, I'm going tell you anyway! What we [i]won't[/i] do is perish. What we [i]won't[/i] do is suffer. What we [b]will[/b] do is kill every last one if these ugly sons of b*tches! What we [b]will[/b] do is disfigure their corpses so badly their own God damn alien mothers won't recognize them! [b]Am I right?![/b] [i]Over 4 million guardians simultaneously say[/i] "Yes, sir!" Damn right I am...