List your skills. Skills you have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make you a nightmare for people like... turtle.
If you're impressive, you will receive 5 million PUSD (pretend US dollars)!
Only five people will receive the pretend prize money.
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I can run so fast around a tree my wiener goes in my own butt hole
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I scored a 93 on the ASVAB :/))
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NOTHING!!!!!
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Does being completely mean to almost everyone count
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I'm unnaturally good at telling voice actors. As soon as I hear them I can tell. The easiest one is steve blum.
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Nothing I can think of. Unless, does being an asshole count?
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Edited by Elbow Macaroni: 8/23/2014 3:17:30 AMI a world wide known and liked noodle
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I'm a level 9000 wizard who likes scythes and foldable swords.
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I'm the coolest Quarian Cat with Poptart powers you'll ever meet. :3
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Edited by FoxTrottts: 8/23/2014 12:53:58 AMI'm a schizophrenic, sadistic asshole. A complete waste of a human being, and not fit to walk this earth.
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I'm a mad drummer. Heavily influenced by jojo mayer, joe morello and other greats. I have won best instrumentalist at battle of the bands three years in a row. My good enough? Coz it practically supports and holds my reality together. Drums are love. Drums are life.
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Edited by Fartmonkey: 8/23/2014 12:56:12 AM
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Well, my momma said that, because I ride the short bus, that makes me special!
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I'm more than a man I'm a SHINY GOLDEN GOD
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I'm rather good with words, whether it be on paper or spoken. I've had multiple offers to have poems I wrote published. I'm very good with in the moment decisions and am very convincing when I want to be. I'm constantly told I am intimidating, but that's probably not very noteworthy.
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My dick
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I'm good at multi-tasking and i have talent in music: I can sing in 3 different languages and play a couple of instruments. I'm also good at psychology, but that's a story for another time.
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I'm good at multi-tasking and i have talent in music: I can sing in 3 different languages and play a couple of instruments. I'm also good at psychology, but that's a story for another time.
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Edited by Khorick: 8/22/2014 3:55:03 PMI built bombs and missiles while in the Air Force. As a civilian, I am a nurse. Nothing special at all about me. I can live with that.
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I suprisingly get the Hang of games fast and easy, and if I do play it over a long time I get better and better, I'm a fast learner I would say [spoiler]I remember H4 came out and after the faze went away me and my friends stopped playing for over half a year :P that bad right, we'll my friend decided to try H4 again and he absolutely sucked, he wasn't the H4 player i knew before, anyways I got on and after 2 games I literally relearned everything I knew when I was a real boss in my days....I #rekt my friend for a good couple of days before he started getting better again, still wasn't better but atleast I had a challenge [/spoiler]
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I've learnt i am the worst sniper Missing most shots and failing missions No one is quite like me I'm the leader of the league of terrible snipers Or TLTS you can sign up if you want
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According to my girlfriend... nothing...
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I'm Gandalfs Nephew
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I'm really persuasive, I once convinced a homeless man to buy me a burger. I gave him 25 dollars in return.
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My mom says I'm special
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I travel a lot, so I've been to some odd countries. Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Korea. Oh and I've lived in Japan for the last 16 years and speak the lingo well enough to confuse the locals.