this is my controller. There are many like it but this one is mine. My controller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My controller, without me is useless. Without my controller, I am useless. I must aim my controller true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to k/o me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My controller and I know what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our bursts, not the smoke we make. We know it is the hits that count. We will hit. my controller is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I well learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its buttons, and its joysticks. I will keep my controller clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of eachother. We will. Before the devs I swear this creed. My controller and I are the defenders of my game. We are the saviors of my life. *ie: dude, you're taking this way too seriously~0_o~*