Why is it Bungie? I used to think of a bungie cord I use to hold down tarps over things, then all I could think when I heard bungie was about Halo.. But sometimes it still makes me think of bungie cords. WHY IS BUNGIE YOUR NAME!?
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Bungie is actually an acronym for what it's actually called. As far as I know they never revealed what it stood for.
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Three guys are walking through a jungle when they are caught and taken prisoner by a savage tribe. The tribe chief says to the first man, "I will give you two choices. Death, or bungie." The man, not knowing what 'bungie' was, decided to choose that, because anything could be better than death. So the tribe proceeded to sodomize him repeatedly, for over an hour until he could barely walk. He stumbled away in tears as the other two men watched in horror. The chief asks the second man, "Death, or bungie?" The man was horrified by what he had seen, but still would rather not die. He chose bungie, and the tribe proceeded to sodomize him even more viciously than the first man, for hours and hours, leaving him permanently crippled. He dragged himself away, sobbing. The chief asked the last man, "Death or bungie?" The man decided that anything could be better than this 'bungie', even death. "I choose death!" the man exclaimed, bravely. The chief smiled. "Very well. Death.. by bungie!
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I know the tru7h you seek.
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First off, the stretchy cords are bungee, not Bungie. Second, nobody knows what it means. Legend tells that it's the punchline to a dirty joke.
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It's the sound you make when you're launched into the sun via slingshot. That's where the name comes from.
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I think it comes from a joke.
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Its an acronym.
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Death or Bungie?
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DEATH...by bungie.
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Bungie has solemnly refused to tell us why they chose that name. I can't remember where they said it, but they will never tell us.