So, Beta Stats and gears should totally carry over.
There will be a 3rd subclass. "The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean you have evidence that something does not exist."
Hunters suck. Titans are weak. Warlocks smell like socks. Master Chief class will rule them all!
There will be a PC version. It will be announced exactly one week after launch. Suckas.
While men can play females, and women can play as males, it will be considered WEIRD for anyone to play Exo. You will be shunned, and called a Toaster!
The Sun (Sol) will be a playable/explorable map. The traveler has granted mankind the ability to survive extreme heat, but ironically, we don't have the technology to see very well in the blinding light.
60fps will be implemented into the game, for a smooth, fluid experience! It is a well known fact, that anything less, is primitive. Our ancestors didn't out up with that shit, so why should we? Playing less than 60fps is like playing Pong on dial up.
The Raid "The Vault of Glass" will feature some unique and spectacular challenges. Once players learn to navigate their way through the Vault, they will face their greatest challenge yet. Those skillful (and lucky) enough to complete this obstacle, will be rewarded with "The Princess is in another castle!"
[url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/139310]Kobayashi Maru[/url]
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Do I "boo" or "applaud"? O.o
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[quote]60fps will be implemented into the game, for a smooth, fluid experience! It is a well known fact, that anything less, is primitive.[/quote] [url=http://www.iflscience.com/technology/worlds-fastest-camera-takes-44-trillion-frames-second]How about 4.4 TRILLION?![/url]
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[quote] Once players learn to navigate their way through the Vault, they will face their greatest challenge yet. Those skillful (and lucky) enough to complete this obstacle, will be rewarded with "The Princess is in another castle!" [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/139310]Kobayashi Maru[/url][/quote] Oh God just the thought makes me want to cry.
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[quote] While men can play females, and women can play as males, it will be considered WEIRD for anyone to play Exo. You will be shunned, and called a Toaster! [/quote] I propose the Destiny community embrace this immediately. #ToasterFreeDestiny
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Edited by Dragoon1101: 8/14/2014 4:16:12 AMmaster chief sold out to the lowest bidder (343) so he doesn't count anymore 10/10 on the raid part :P
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nothing about purple ball...
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That is too many thangs you are attempting to stuff, insufficient room.
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Unable to comply. Building in progress.
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"Things and Stuff! Things and Stuff! Things and Stuff! Things and Stuff!"
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Affirmative
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Interesting point sir, I uhh.... what.. what's the point here... uhhhh deep, you nailed it.
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We're you high writing this?
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Prolle all true
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Gotta have stuff... thangs.
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I prefer my exo to be called a blender. Because in my hardcore character role-play, he enjoys creating different fabrics out of wool, cotton, synthetic polymers, and other materials.
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I think I will be playing as a exo I will be happy just hanging out helping out public events. And collecting things off the ground to sell. I will be happy to live in a game with loads to do. Bored and sick of the game are only feelings they too will change with time. I learnt that from the Beta. Be Brave.
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I'm the guy, who will burn your house down! With the Lemons!
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This has to be one of the most retarded posts I've read on these forums! I don't even know how right now!
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[quote]"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean you have evidence that something does not exist."[/quote] One of my favorite Samuel L Jackson quotes from The Boondocks!
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You know, I could ask you why you took the time to write such nonsense text, but you would reply something like: "- You took the time to read it..."...so...
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Edited by Doc SoCal: 8/12/2014 3:35:15 PMLost me at the first sentence, sorry. Live in the now.
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lol didn't read *dances*
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This is obviously a joke directed at the ridiculous threads that have popped up like carbuncles. Which, I for one, find some of the jabs entertaining. An Exo toaster, heheheheh
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Edited by JesusOfSuburbia: 8/12/2014 2:09:58 PMWill now be calling all Exo friends toasters. Edit: also want Dial Up Pong.
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Title reminded me of Rick in Walking Dead, also made me realise the wait is [spoiler]making us as loopy as he was[/spoiler] Made me laugh, nice post.
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easily 9/10 a toaster.... lol....