[b][u]Fourth Grade[/u][/b] Some kid ran away from school with 5 teachers in pursuit. My brother says he ran past him screaming "You'll never take me alive!". He didn't get far, got taken down at the parking lot by the largest teacher in school. [b][u]Fifth Grade[/u][/b] [u]A)[/u] The Great Spitball War. If you walked into the bathroom, chances are spitballs were covering the walls and most of the toilet paper was gone. Spitballs that hit the ceiling only fell about a day later. Just pray you weren't underneath it when it fell. [u]B)[/u] Walked in on two guys in the bathroom ripping insulation out of the walls. I guess one had used his fingernail to unscrew the hatch in the wall. The kid's fingernail was toast. [b][u]High School Freshman[/u][/b] A student committed suicide on campus. Heard the shot. [b][u]High School Sophomore[/u][/b] I'm on swim team. City meet, so there are a ton of schools there. I'm waiting for the stalls to open up so I can change. There are changing rooms in the back, but let's be honest, nobody really wants to go back there. One kid decides, "F*** the changing room, f*** the stalls, right here, right now, 2 feet away from this random dude." Random dude was me. Quite disturbing to look left and see a giant hairy ass pop in outta nowhere. Later on in the meet, I need to use the restroom. I'm fairly sure the guy that was in the stall right before I was was having "alone time", if you catch my drift. He was in there for nearly half an hour and the toilet's contents were suspiciously milky. I let somebody else use that stall.

I recommended to my close friend (a girl) that she should break up with her bf since he doesnt treat her right. next day her bf was waiting for me in the library and confronted me. I talked it out with him and he threw a cheap shot on my jaw. he thought i was gonna fall down but i didnt, my body barely moved and i looked at him badly that he took a step back and shouted stay away from her. I didnt fight him Following day, i gathered my friends and told them we're gonna show up as a bunch and scare the guy. I brought a steel pipe to school and we went to the library consisting of 15 people and I called him out to fight me after school. he didnt show up xD

During Pe in high school, we are not allowed to have phones so yea. One day I walked into the guys bathroom during Pe and I saw two pairs of shoes in one stall. ( a chick sucking a guy's dick) I told them that want to play a game in my evil voice and I locked the door from outside and closed the light. Later that day, a teacher heard screams from the bathroom and called for help, when they opened the bathroom door, a shit ton of students were there. So everyone saw the chick and the guy came out of the bathroom together. ;) the chick broke up with the guy next day;)

3rd grade, my friend and I decided to play with rocks. I, for whatever reason, decide to Hail Mary one across the soccer field (about 36 yards) and I nail this girl in the forehead. [spoiler]Kobe![/spoiler]

A broken vending machine for about 1,5 year! You guys don't understand! A [b]broken[/b] vending machine for [b]1,5 year![/b] You actually had to bring your own snacks and drinks! That was too much commitment, I simply couldn't decide in the morning what I would want to eat as a snack at school.. You don't understand how hungry I've been for 1,5 years.

What's with all this crazy shit about shootings at schools and bashing people. Here in Australia we got no guns and all of that, no bashing kids at school and everybody here is your mate you guys need to settle the -blam!- down.

Some kid reads and writes fnaf fan fictions and jacks of to it

A girl fell on the ground with a skirt on. I caught a glimpse of her pussy through her panties.

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People having sex in the bathroom.[spoiler]they weren't srudents[/spoiler]

A grill said hi to me

On the last day of my school year, since I was changing schools I went crazy. I mean tinfoil hat running around half naked throwing cats at people with the words "END IS NIGH" written all over me. I fought a teacher, bitch slapped a girl so hard I thought the impact removed her make-up. I beat up 2 bullies in my class who never picked on me but on other people for no reason. I stole their most valued possession, one was money the other his hairstyle ( he was a fukboi). I pissed on bully A's money. I clipped off Bully B's hair here and there. Then to sum it all I walked slowly through the hallway with my Middle Fingers high up shouting " PRAISE THE SUN, BITC[i]HES[/i]". I changed schools, so I did this all. Turns out quite a lot of my previous schools students changed to the same school....let's say the teachers look at me in a wierd way, a [i]really wierd way[/i].