In 5th grade some kid shit and smeared it on the walls of the bathroom

>be me >attend weird high school >in computer class >freaky weeb girl sits next to me >looks up anime all day >puts it in collages >one day, she's looking up anime >computer freezes >she has to tell teacher >laughing evilly inside >teacher comes over >sees screen >whatsthat.jpg >she says it's hw for other class >teacher believes it >facepalm

This isn't disturbing A bomb threat got called in for the entire county I was living in. It wasn't a serious one but every school in the county got evacuated. Turned out, it was some kid from California calling in the threat just to get his friend out of school to play with him over Xbox live. Edit: people must like how stupid this kid was

It was freshman year, I was in honors biology cuz you know, why not? Made friends with a really cool black guy named jaylin, he sold candy and always gave me some. Im the kid every one is afraid to talk to, been told I have the eyes of a killer/might shoot up the school one day/etc etc. Anyway we're doing some inane hands on project involving glue. My friend borrows some kids lotion who made fun of me often. I tell jaylin to give me the lotion real quick, and he's like "why do you need lotion you're white" I straight up tell him what I'm going to do. I unscrew the cap, and pour a shit load of glue into the lotion bottle and put cap back on. He gives it back to the guy. I then proceed to witness the guy lather his hands with it. Spread it over his entire arms. Get more out of the bottle Cover his shins and knees with it. To this day I've never seen anyone apply that much lotion. The kid frowns. He obviously noticed something was different. "I'm sticky" Bell rings. "WHY AM I SO STICKY?!" I go to my next class. Heard about it the next day, he had to go to the nurse and that's all I could find out

Girl who did it above. ^^^ Elementary school a [b]latino flashed everyone in the classroom.[/b] The sub had to step outside. Oh the good ol' times ;_; [b]I could link a picture if you ask.[/b] [b]EDIT:[/b] Left something out. Then she let a girl like literally touch her breasts. Like grab all dem' and weigh em'

Dear flood, I am one of you. I read all the conversations and try to fit in, but society blocks me out. In other words, I'm that one guy at the party that you don't know. I never stood out, never had a girlfriend, never hung out with the cool kids, and was never noticed. I now know after years of being me, it is my moment to shine, to be seen, to be loved. My story begins as me being a child in a small house with two older brothers. They always ignored me and never asked for my help, even though I offered. I went through school being shy, trying to fit in. I had a crush on this one girl named Hannah. She was beautiful, and smart. I couldn't stop thinking about her everyday. I was too scared to ask her out, and never got the chance to. One day I decided to finally be brave enough to tell her my feelings for her. I looked for her to tell her, until I finally found her in this old hallway in our school, kissing another boy. I watched, and they didn't see me, because their eyes where deeply connected together. I ran. I didn't know where to go, and there were tears coming out of my eyes as I ran through the school. I hid in between two vending machines the whole day and cried. I was a loner, and my heart was broken. I tried to be nice to everyone, but no one cares if your nice, they care if your cool or rich. I didn't understand how the world treats people who don't fit in. My name is Ben, and this is my story. Never be afraid to tell someone you love them, or you might be to late. Be courageous.

I walked into the locker room to change for PE, the strong aroma of shit filled the air and I immediately gagged. I noticed everyone was around the stall, so I looked in and I saw a shoe in the toilet and it was filled with shit.. Most bizzare thing ive ever witnessed.. Happened in 7th grade

• be 5 years old • in kindergarden • make a doo doo in my pants • class starts smelling really bad • teacher asks who pooped • I keep silent • teacher starts taking us to the washroom one by one • I'm the last to be checked • teacher pulls down my pants in the toilet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) • sees the faeces • gets angry that I didn't just admit it when she asked • calls me a smelly bastard under her breath • learn my first swear word • go around calling people bastards • who says kids don't learn anything in kindergarden

Some -blam!-ing idiot thought he could be as cool as me and eat some Legos little bitch choked and died then we couldn't bring Legos to school. [spoiler][i]but that didn't stop me[/i][/spoiler]

Kind of a funny story that happened last school year during my first year of high school. I'm in this program called AVID that helps out a lot with classes, organization, and team-building. Really good program if you ask me. For about 2 months, this program called JCYS works with us to do more team building (as cheesy as it sounds, it was pretty fun). We get two trips while JCYS is with us, one being an over night trip. It's the the end of our first night on the over nighter and we go down to the campfire for s'mores and stuff. One of the camp administrators, who runs her own story telling business, tells us a story of the "history" of the camp. Gonna make it quick: Where the camp is now, there's a field that separates it from some houses. Back in the 20's, those houses was a tuberculosis camp. Owners of the TB camp lived on the land which is now the JCYS camp. Their son, Bobby, loved nature and stuff. He died of TB at 8 years old. Years later, after the TB camp was shut down and the owners moved out, they opened up what used to be the owner's living area as a camp for schools, like mine, taking trips overnight. If you are not quiet leaving the campfire back to the main building, you would most likely get a visit from Bobby. You'd hear scratching and knocking on the windows at night. Look out, and you'd see a boy luring you into the woods because you didn't admire them. On our way back from the fire, everything is dead quiet. I'm somewhat nervous, because I don't have good history with horror after I was pranked when I was 7 (don't wanna talk about it). One of the teacher chaperones thinks it would be funny to hide in the bushes ahead of us, and make ghost noises when we walk by. Everyone loses their shit. Some people probably sprinted that whole mile back to the cabin. It's 1 am when we get back, and we get to hang out and stuff. Around 2, we go into our rooms for bed. At 3, in one of the other guys' rooms, they hear knocking on their window. My friend, let's call him M, gets up and looks out the window. M is met face to face with a Jason mask. M turns around, starts running, trips over a bed while breaking the frame, and might've pissed himself. Everyone's out of their rooms, yelling "HOLY F****** SHIT IT'S BOBBY!!!". I'm scared shitless because of my history. The door down the hall which goes outside keeps opening and closing. On the girls' side, the same thing is happening. One of them throws her phone at the wall. Another calls her mom and says this, "Mom, get my Bible. There's is a possessed 8 year old haunting us.". We all calm down and probably get only 2 hours of sleep. The next week we found out it was the teachers and some of us hated them for the rest of the year. [spoiler]if you read the whole thing, you're awesome.[/spoiler]

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Our school payed $10,000 for a rock

Green texting because stories sound better. Long story, but it's worth it, I promise you, funniest thing that has ever happened to me >me and friend are seniors >friend is -blam!- buddies with this junior girl, we'll call her blonde >I own a jeep >with friend when we find out blonde wants to go for a top down ride because bitches love jeeps >I'm like nah bruh I'm not about that 3rd wheeling shit >tell her to bring her sluttiest friend, who me and my friend both know as a girl we'll call brunette (also a junior) >plays dumb card and says she doesn't have slutty friends >me my friend blonde and brunette hangout that day, nothing crazy >power of apple= group chat started that night with us 4 >we decide that we should all get drunk together >the girls have a competition who could send the better nude in the group chat >brunette won, never let blonde know though >fast foward about a week, me and my friend's last day of highschool, the girls still have school for another week >decide were all going to drink that night >sneak over brunettes house with a lot of fireball and burnettes (whiskey and vodka) >can't be caught >friend and I look at each other knowing that were going to get caught >ayyy lmao >later in the night friend becomes angry drunk, I'm very drunk and drinking more, the girls are pretty much sober >friend tells the girls to -blam!- off >the girls say verbatim "if you're not gunna do shit with us we'll do shit with eachother" >girls start making out >I take a snapchat mystory of it because I had to be funny >brunette starts riding my friends dick while making out with blonde >blonde sees, rage quits because my friend was her -blam!- buddy >pushes brunette off of friend >brunette starts riding me >blonde starts riding friend, trying to out-blam!- brunette >headboard of the bed banging >footsteps coming on the stairs >friend and I jump out of bed and into closet to hide >closet door rips open >brunette's mom >friend and I are only in our boxers >sprint out of house, grabbed my bag, friend grabbed his phone >running through streets in just underwear >realize my bag doesn't have any clothes in it or my phone, or my keys, just empty bottles >dumb the bottles on some randoms lawn >find dark spot on the road so cops don't see us (currently 1230am btw) >decide we need our clothes >go back to brunettes house >on side of the house telling brunette to throw out shit out >ayy lmao >mom and stepfather (btw we didn't know there was a father figure in the subject) walk outside asking us what were doing >were already caught, so we tell them we need our shit >they make brunette bring it out to us >we get dressed >find out blonde walked home and had my keys & wallet >U WOT M8?!? >brunettes mom wants to talk to blondes mom >in the car with brunettes mom and stepdad and my friend going to blondes house >stepdad asks us if we were trying to have sex with his stepdaughter >friend says yes, but didn't because he didn't have a condom >me and my drunken self decide to speak up, "oh I have a condom" and procede to show stepdad >stepdad wants 1v1 irl > get to blondes house > brunettes mom tells blonde mom everything >me and friend are laughing in the background >brunette parents drop us off at other friends house >other friend tells us to leave because his mom was being bitchy >friends phone is dead, my has been at 1% for the past 10 minutes >friends dad picks up the phone, coming to save us >phone dies before phone call ends >wake up in the morning at friends house >have to go to school to turn in a late paper, my friend has to do the same >enter school >every junior we see is freaking out when they see us, asking what happened and what not >remember that I made a mystory of the girls making out >lol >brunette texts me, saying she cried in the bathroom all day because everyone found out she made out with blonde, threatens to call the cops on me >text her back saying that I don't know her and don't know what she's talking about >block her on social media >LOLOLOLOL Will forever remember that as my last day of High School.

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby" If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

2 kids fainted in health class

Hah I'm homeschooled

It was a boring day in math class. All the lights in the class were out except the ones in the front of the room. AC is blowing, it's quiet, relaxing. Out of nowhere, a janitor comes flying through the door. Literally, bits of door are scattered, the frame where the lock is was busted. The guy gets up, dusts off his shoulder and struts out like an OG I got tons o' stories

This happened junior year. My school has 2 staircases, the main one, and the secret one. It's not even a secret, idk who the hell gave it that name. Basically, we used whichever was closer, and occasionally people made our or gave blowjobs underneath them, but it essentially a normal staircase. Anyways one day after lunch I was gonna go to chemistry, and wanted to take the secret staircase, because it was the closest way to get to that class, but a janitor was standing in front of it, like an usher at a strip club. He said the stairs were closed. I took the main staircase, but the curiosity got the better of me. How can a staircase be closed? They're stairs! Did someone puke on them or something? I had to know. So I went to the floor of my class, walked by the classroom, and went to the entrance on the second floor. Nobody was guarding it. I open the door, look down, and what do I see? The biggest nugget of feces ever produced by a human. I cannot explain how someone can poop out their large intestine, but someone in my school did. There was speculation on who did it, most believed it was that white kid who aspired to be a rapper (we all have one of those, so just picture him), but no one ever knew for sure who shat the massive poop.