I could see this going wrong.
[spoiler]I was sixteen when I made this topic.[/spoiler]
EDIT: Make me laugh!!
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Mr. Krabs: Aw, me radio died! [takes out the batteries] Hmmm, these batteries still have a little juice in 'em. I know! I'll give 'em to Pearl for Christmas. [puts the batteries in his back pocket. A bell rings and then Mr. Krabs walks over to a pot of boiling water] Me hard-boiled egg is ready! [picks up a pair of tongs] I can already taste it. Come to Papa. [takes the egg out of the water with his tongs] Got ya! And what good is a hot-boiled egg without a little salt? [picks up a pinch of salt] SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: [breaks the egg and spills salt in his eyes and screams] OH, MY EYES!!!! [resumes screaming] SpongeBob: Mr... [Squidward puts his hand over SpongeBob's mouth] Squidward: Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like? SpongeBob: Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries. Squidward: OK, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs look anything like that? Mr. Krabs: [Barges out screaming; his eyes are piercing red, his pair of the tongs snip, then it shows the batteries in his pocket] SpongeBob & Squidward: [both screaming] Mr. Krabs: [continues screaming as he goes into the bathroom] Squidward: I'll evacuate the customers, you call the navy! SpongeBob: [runs over to the phone] Hello, Operator? Get me the Navy! Operator: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service. SpongeBob: Squidward, the robots are running the Navy! Squidward: Not the Navy! [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world! [everyone is silent] Our world! [all the customers run out screaming] What do we do now? SpongeBob: I don't know. [notices a nickel] Hey, a nickel! [he points at it] Squidward: SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Sorry. TL;DR Our world!
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Who you callin Pinhead?
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[quote]Wumbo[/quote]
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Is mayonayse an instrument?
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WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!! CHOCOLATE?!!! DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE?!!
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Pretty much anything said by Patrick in the episode "Survival of the Idiots." "Who you calling pinhead?" "I'm so cold... I'M SHIVERING!" "OPEN SESAME! ...well I've done all I can do." "Sponge, I'm a big man! A big, BIG man!"
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*dolphin chirp*
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[spoiler]not anymore![/spoiler]
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Edited by DuuJ: 4/19/2015 10:25:10 AMEither that or: "Doubloons! Don't drop 'em!" *winks*
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Squidward- "Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?" Patrick- "You mean like a wenie? Okay, may I take your hat sir. May I take your hat sir. May I..."*Squidward covers Patrick's mouth* Squidward- Alright alright I've heard enough, you have the job.
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Spongebob: "Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"
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"you have it set to m for mini when it should be set to w for wumbo."
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Ugly Barnacle Story is OspookyPme. Pls nerf
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Edited by Wurmple: 4/20/2015 3:26:29 AMMy leg!
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Firmly grasp it
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Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
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Bald! Bald! MY EYES!!!!!1!111
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In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die.
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It was his hat mister krabs. He was number 1 Livin like Larry Is mayonnaise an instrument
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Squidward: "Spongebob! The remote control's broken! Get over here and fix it!" Spongebob: "I've got a better idea! Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it! You wanna know why? *Jumps on Squidward* Because when I need a JOB done I call someone whose JOB it is to do that [b][i][u]JOB[/u][/i][/b]!" Squidward: "What are you saying?" Spongebob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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"Who you calling pinhead?"
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Mr Krabs: SpongeBob, take out the trash *squidward picks up trash* SpongeBob: You shouldn't talk about squidward like that.
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"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" -sponge bob
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ARE YOU FEELIN IT NOW?
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[b][i]Water....[/i][/b] you waiting for [b]GARY[/b]