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7/20/2014 6:00:14 PM
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Destiny is completely broken, please read
Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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Edited by JackalHeadGod: 7/22/2014 11:38:03 PMI've been thinking about this and I think (as I've been thinking) they should go the other way. UBERise everything. One shot kills for all weapons no matter what, shooting the ground should kill the server. You miss you kill us all! Also note the British spelling of UBERise rather than the American UBERizzzzze. That means all the voice actors should be replaced with British thesps and every match should end with cups of tea and scones. "I say dear chap, cup of earl grey with that 400 yard no scope one shot head shot UBERshot double whipped cream on top kill?"
