Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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Sounds like an honest confusion I think you meant to post this on the Viva Piñata Forums :) indeed funny lol
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Douchebagville population you bro lol so basically anything that kills you should be scrapped? Ha not our fault you suck n get killed by lvl 1 thralls bwahahaha
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If game is to violent for you, don't play.
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What a jack ass every game kills you lol just stay lock up in your room
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(s͜͡t͜͡o͜͡p͜͡ w͜͡h͜͡i͜͡n͜͡i͜͡n͜͡g͜͡ l͜͡o͜͡s͜͡e͜͡r͜͡ ) Oh a message from god !? And it's for you !
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No moar guns. It's instead, give everyone water guns and foam batons. That way I'll die every three minutes, rather than every three seconds. Change the game title from Destiny to Friendship. Then more people will be inclined to get that gooey happy sunshine feeling as if their playing with real friends, instead of complete strangers with furry expansion porn fetishes. Actually, now that I think about it, revamp the whole game, and lets call it The Option to Turn Your Flashlight On and Off game, because, honestly, a game without flashlights isn't really a game at all.
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Opacity: 100% Percentage fooled: 90% Something is really, really wrong here.
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This is by far my favorite thread
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Edited by Sgt Official: 7/21/2014 5:46:27 PMCome on people the #parody tag didn't give it away that this is a joke? Lol
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Glimmer should be glitter. Everyone loves glitter in their hair.
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It's kind of depressing how everyone keeps dogpilling threads like this that are dead serious instead of satire, worse that many still don't get that this thread is satire T_T sucks to be the employees who actually need to sift through all the bullshit to find legit feedback...
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Hilarious. You're awesome :)
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then stop playing games if all these things bother you ,,, go ride a bicycle ..
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The best part is that some people can't take a joke.
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*facepalms* Almost fell for it. You're a twat XD
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my god man just stfu please
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This is hilarious. Equally hilarious are the idiots who take it seriously.
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wtf Destiny is amazeing
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And dont forget to replace all bosses with giant teddy bears
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The best part of this post has got to be all the people taking it seriously.
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Go play fat princess or little big planet fagget it's a shooter game and btw god doesn't exist dumbass if he did who created him cause you can't pop out of no where create thing #Retard
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Bro stop lmao fr you mad cause u crapped on in crucible like just cause you dislike it naw the other 2billion people love it just delete this you look like a fool fr
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Edited by Possiblyzoidberg: 7/21/2014 6:50:52 PMMy god the angry fanboy levels there OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hello yes I'd like to also add that there should be more bouncy balls in the game to promote active play. (You my good sir are my bloody hero, you have made my day.)
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God you got issues if you complain about the game, be greatful kid, have u even played it? Theres no blood, you decengrate frfr thats why its a T rated game god delete this smdh