Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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A pillow fight? Are you kidding me? Someone could fall over and hit their head,.. Or someone could get a stray feather in their eye!
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lmao....
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Watch Deej actually put like an Easter-egg of this in destiny on launch
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Nice to see some humor for once. Thanks for making me laugh.
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Broken but fun, that's all that matters.
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Add some balloons and glitter to the confetti bomb and colour me interested.
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Funniest thread so far, bravo. >XD
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Edited by Mortem: 7/21/2014 11:42:59 AMDude wtf? Lol that's funny gg.
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I know it's a troll, and I usually hate trolls. But this is actually funny, they need a troll section though :3
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this is a parody of a parody of another parody I saw last year .... 1/10
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I completely agree! Finally! Someone intelligent!
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Go play on another console pls!
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lol u are comlp. wtong Tyger ^^
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Edited by vicious796: 7/21/2014 12:10:27 PM"Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians." I lol'd at work. Got a few looks.
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Edited by Richard Docherty: 7/21/2014 12:55:08 PMwhy are you complain about this great game if its bad for children then the parents wont buy it for them, if they do then its the parents fault so stop your ranting and its just a game not life its for fun and entertainment
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It annoys the hell out of me to see uncaring parents let their kids play M rated games it ruins them and they become isolated in the room with that game they are not even old enough to play those type of games. Plus it is only because their parents bought them it so they would get off their back that's just messed up I got my first system when I turned 12 . [quote]undefined[/quote]
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Edited by Lord Coolesta: 7/21/2014 1:11:14 PMLol dude you're funny as hell!
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Made me lol
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Reminds me of the south park episode "sarcastaball"
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I like how everyone is getting on you. This is a beta people your supposed to list out problems with it so that they can fix them.
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really Tyger .... Some people may not see the humor in ur message if ur being serious ..... Note - please seek help! because theres somthing wrong with u LOL 8)
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LOOOOL
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A+/10. Would laugh again.